I didn't to go to school this week so I pretended I was sick by being myself. Daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was rlly scared and he said he would punish me l8r. I'm so sad Dx shrek hasn't come in 3 hrs and he usually comes on wednesdays bc wednesday is hump day.
He flys thru the window with an onion and I nuzzle him and go raAWWRRR luv me plz bae but he says he can't luv me anymore bc he voting for bernie and he likes to spoon pepe mor bc pepe doesnt have wrinkles. I can't believ that!! I cri he doesn't deserve me!!!1!!1!! I put on my eyeliner and make duck faces in the mirror and wipe my tears wth money before I sleep on a wall I made with my money. I curl up and look rlly kawaii so I put a bow in my hair and now I feel rlly kawaii 2. Shrek doesn't deserve me! !!1 hilary doesn't deserve me! !!1! !
Shrek comes in again
"Sherk bae I thot u left me"
"Bb I luv u + pepe dumped me"
" /)uvu(\"
"🌚"
Shrek grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and strokes mi--
-hands. He spoons me and I'm rlly happy and then pepe calls shrek again and shrek throws me out the window and pepe and shrek spoon. </3 </3 </3
