SUBJECT:
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
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Before Finn's chiseled body and dorky personality graced the WWE,
Before Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and Randy Orton came into my radar
I was madly in love with Shane McMahon.
He's the original bae,
although tbh, I'm conflicted cause I was also madly in love with Shawn Michaels as a kid.
BUUUUT,
Shane was the first WWE dude I said I'd want to marry (sorry shawn).
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My thoughts on Undertaker vs Shane?
Simple.
THE UNDERTAKER HAS GOT TO LOSE!
VIOLET WTF RIGHT?
I know.
I know.
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Ever since Brock defeated the Undertaker at WM, I just don't care about the Undertaker anymore. Truthfully, Taker's last two Mania's were "eh"
The guy is no doubt a legend, and I appreciate his efforts, but he's just not what he used to be and it's expected with his age. I don't expect him to be agile and super fast, but he just doesn't draw me in anymore.
To an extent, I understand that Taker's streak had to be defeated, but then again NO.
Vince really fucked it up with that.
WHY BROCK?
We get it, Brock's freakishly strong.
It pisses me the fuck off that Brock broke the streak because he's not even a full time superstar, he just randomly shows up.
I am a fan of Brock because I like his brute strength, but other than that, he's just not that interesting to me. I look more forward to Heyman's badass announcing of his client ...
BARAAAAACK LESSSAR!
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WHY SHANE MUST WIN (AT LEAST WHY I THINK HE SHOULD)
Shane winning does NOT end this Shane vs Vince / Stephanie angle.
This shit has been so interesting and as much as I dislike the out of touch old man, he sure knows how to bring his family into a storyline.
Still waiting for Linda to come bitch slap him for being so fucking rude to Shane.
#1 DIVISION OF THE BRANDS
I MISS SMACKDOWN vs RAW!
Shane's win can allow him to take control over RAW and then have SmackDown be better built to what it use to be.
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