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Aw man, I thought I had cried and wailed enough yesterday, but apparently not. I still cried and wailed some more today when Seth made his official return to RAW + Here are my stray observations:
- Seth's pants couldn't be any tighter - Seth's bulked the fuck up. - Maybe it's just me, but I saw Seth give us all shades of baby face with how polite + smug he was at the beginning of his speech. Of course, he then reverted to his old ways BUT then when Stephanie straight up disowned her shiny golden god of a son, I sensed some baby face because if it's intended for him to stay heel, why didn't he throw a fit?
-Also, I squealed watching Seth stare at Shane with apprehension and suspicion like that one very distant family member that wants to hug you and you're just like, "can I trust you?"
Shades of baby face:
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A moment of silence for Seth's literal heart break when mama threw him to the curb:
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Overall, I'm very very very happy for Seth Rollins to be back and healthy and that's an overwhelming understatement because I don't have enough good words to describe how happy it makes me.
2) SAMI ZAYN vs SHEAMUS BATTLE OF THE GINGERS, OR "GINGAS" IF I HAD A DEEPER BRITISH ACCENT
I very much enjoyed this battle between precious carrot cake Sami Zayn who's loved by everyone + red velvet cake Sheamus who seriously just wants to be loved.
