Clearly I can't Hold My Liquor

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Chapter 2

Kol and I sat there for hours just talking and laughing. We talked about life over our many, many drinks, and how much the town had changed since I had last visited... it was nice...

"So, you live here by yourself?" I asked smoothly, taking a long sip of my bourbon. It was just long enough to fill the awkward silence that came with the question.

Finally, "Yes," He answered.

I smiled sneakily. "Don't you get, like, bored?" My head was starting to get fuzzy. How many bottles was that? Three, four...

"In a town like this?" He asked with mock surprise. "Never." I was liking his sexy accent more and more.

"Huh?" I asked. The only eventful thing that had ever happened in Mystic Falls was the Katherine Incident. God, I hate that bitch. But that's a different story.

He laughed. "Please. This town has been filled to the brim with vampires, witches, werewolves, and doppelgangers for the past year or so." I gaped at him. Of course, I don't normally gape. Thats for fish (which I hate as much as Katherine!) but this news was an exception.

Then I laughed. "Hah! You can't be..." The laugh died in my throat, and I began to wonder. With my brothers, there was no telling how long any town would have before supernatural appeared. But still...

"So," I said slowly. "Are you... But-" Suddenly a thought occurred to me. "Wait," I said, "You drank as much as me, yet you don't seem... drunk. At all! "

He chuckled softly in that way that only British people could pull off, the sexy kind, not the kind that grandfathers did. Did I mention it was sexy? Wait, why couldn't I think straight? Oh yeah. I'm drunk!

"I'm a lot older than you, Sweetheart," He replied with a smirk, taking a small sip of his drink.

I shook my head, hoping to get some sober thought back into my brain. "Before," I said, wondering just how old he could be, "you mentioned doppelgangers, right?" Everything sucked when doppelgangers were around. Sucked like the worst hangover ever.

He frowned at my tone of voice, which had been nasty. "You have a history with their kind? Brother, lover..."

I leaned in close. "Yeah...But shhh! Don't tell anyone, it's a secret," I whispered, giggling. "But actually, both brother and brother's lover." I giggled again. "But only one of them. I mean, only one of them is a doppelganger. The bitch had both up them in bed with her."

His frown deepened. "You said your name was Salvatore."

I nodded. "I know, it's so stupid right? So old, and... icky. I prefer... Schnitzel."

"Schnitzel," He repeated, and I pulled away, giggling. Woah I am so wasted right now!

"I think you drank a little too much daring " he said as he stood up and made his way to me

Authors note

Hey guys I so sorry for not updating I will now be trying to update weekly . Also sorry for this really short chapter . It'll get better I promise

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