The Bad Boy and the Badder Girl

and the new house guests

****IN THIS CHAPTER THERE WILL BE TWO NEW CHARACTERS, THEIR NAMES MAY BE COMPLICATED TO PRONOUNCE, SEE END OF CHAPTER FOR PROPER PRONUNCIATIONS****

"You son-of-a-bitch." I hissed, turning around to face his cold, dead, hot eyes. Dammit!

"Who me?" Jace replied with mock offence.

"Yes you you fucking asshole, what the fuck do you want?" I asked, I could feel Paige flinching with every word.

"Well, you have a new friend. I thought it only kind to introduce myself."

"Oh yeah because your a fucking saint, since when are you nice?"

"You know what-" he started, I stood up and crossed my arms over my chest not breaking eye contact.

"What? Wanna call me some more names, want to insult my family again, maybe insult me again before you have your fucking facts straight? Get a fucking life." I spat, making myself look as intimidating as possible. It was working, because he just stared at me, his mouth slightly parted and his eyes dazed over.

"My god you're hot." He mumbled, only loud enough for me to hear.

"I know, now fuck off." I hissed in return, waiting for him to back up.

"Can we talk? I want to cash in that IOU now." He answered.

"IOU?" Simon chimed in from behind us.

"He bailed me out of jail a few days ago, and I told him I'd pay him back so I owe him one." I explained, my expression neutral.

"Huh, so I guess the rumours are true. Do you guys have angry sex in the extra help room too?" Simon asked, and it took everything in me not to turn around and slap him.

"What?! No way in fucking hell would I EVER have sex with that monstrosity." I exclaimed, completely in shock at the fact that anyone would ever even think that.

"Hey! I'm right here! And you can't resist this much longer babe." He said seductively, placing a hand on my hip.

"Dude! That's my sister!" Dylan yelled, slapping Jace's arm.

"You have a sister?" Christian asked, as adorable as ever.

"You seriously forgot that he has a sister? Oh my god you dumb fuck." Cameron said, making Christian frown.

"Don't be mean to Christian, he's so adorable, like a wittle puppy dog." I cooed, squeezing Christians cheeks and smiling tightly at him.

"See, Cailyn appreciates me." He stomped his foot, making me 'awe' in a state of cuteness overload.

"Who would've thought the rebel would be such a puppy person." T.J joked as I ruffled Christian's hair.

"Who doesn't love puppies?" Alice added, speaking for the first time.

"Oh my god you guys go off topic faster than P. Cailyn, hallway, now." Jace grumbled, grabbing my arm. I took it back angrily and led the way out of the cafeteria.

"Who's P?" Christian asked as we left.

"What do you want?" I spat as soon as we got to an area with less people.

"Listen, I realize I've been a major dick-"

"Major Dick." I saluted, unable to stop myself.

"What? What was that?"

"Oh something me and my friend Ben started a while ago, I miss him. I should give him a call-"

"No! I know I've been a huge dick to you when I had no right to, but I just don't like you. You infuriate me in every way, you're annoying, rude, snarky, bipolar, stubborn, egotistical, sarcastic, violent-"