Aries: Hitting a police officer
Taurus: Manslaughter
Gemini: Car chase
Cancer: Not paying taxes
Leo: Shoplifting
Virgo: Is actually innocent
Libra: Facebook hacking
Scorpio: Mass murder
Sagittarius: Jumping into a fountain
Capricorn: Trying to cash a stolen check
Aquarius: Going into Area 51
Pisces: Grew a MASSIVE field of weed
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NezařaditelnéZodiac facts and so much more! Learn more about your Zodiac Sign. Use astrology to understand your personality and potentials. All from Aries to Pisces. ♈️---♓️ Everything may not be 100% accurate And a lot of random stuff! Enjoy~ ***All credits...
