PSYCHIC: *READS YOUR MIND*

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Aries: Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza.

Taurus: This is a waste of money.

Gemini: EHEHEHEHEHEHEH.

Cancer: I need a nap.

Leo: Memes.

Virgo: *Fantasizes about Office Depot*

Libra: I need new shoes.

Scorpio: I am not a Brony.

Sagittarius: Hello darkness my old friend.

Capricorn: I can't believe I am paying someone to do this.

Aquarius: What if there was a zombie apocalypse right now.

Pisces: *Salad fingers playing*

Psychic: What the frick..

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