The two types of each Sign

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Aries type One: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything.
Aries type Two: Cute little sunshines, but can probably kill you with their bare hands.

Taurus type One: Lazy couch potato.
Taurus type Two: Actually Aphrodite the Goddess.

Gemini type One: Two-faced serial killers.
Gemini type Two: Mood-swingy sad human bean.

Cancer type One: Really overprotective and cries a lot.
Cancer type Two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life.

Leo type One: Super self absorbed and obnoxious.
Leo type Two: A little insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny.

Virgo type One: Super organized and germaphobe.
Virgo type Two: "Bruh, have you seen my bed?"

Libra type One: Social butterfly and hella fashionable.
Libra type Two: Netflix hoe

Scorpio type One: Super sexy and evil emotional WrEcK.
Scorpio type Two: Funny and sarcastic assholes.

Sagittarius type One: Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom.
Sagittarius type Two: Personification of doge meme.

Capricorn type One: Workaholic and conservative republican asshat.
Capricorn type Two: Has never done an assignment, ever.

Aquarius type One: God.
Aquarius type Two: Alien.

Pisces type One: Crybaby and sensitive.
Pisces type Two: Stoner and never talks about their feelings.

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I think I reassemble more of an-
Pisces type Two.

Which type are you?
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