The Adventures Of The Bitch And His Friends

Chapter 1

This story is about a boy named The Bitch, simply because he is a bitch. The Bitch had an easy going life. He had friends, family, and a life unlike you! Ahem, excuse me I got the better of my self. Anyway I hope you enjoy The Adventure Of The Bitch and His Friends.

First P.O.V (the bitch)

"Oh god push it in deeper!" I moaned out not knowing why I feel so much pleasure out of this. "I am trying!!" My friend, Dom Da Banana, yelled in frustration, oh god this guy can't dig up dirt for shit!!! And IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!! Any who the reason why we are digging up dirt is I buried a time capsule which had things from when I was five. I can't wait, box cars and Pokemon cards HERE I COME!!!

While digging I heard a clunking sound and I knew I hit jackpot! "Dude is that it?" Dom asked with a relaxing tone "What do you think dumb shit?" I snapped backed at him hitting him upside the head. Dom just stood there, dumbfounded, not knowing what to do. "Help me dig thus out,dude." I said to Dom, motioning for him to come closer. Dom shook at of his day and daze and jogged over. "Uh sorry, dude I was just...thinking about stuff." Dom explained as he helped me dig out my time capsule. "No problem dude just focus just a little more, Kay?" I said shaking my head a little. We finally got the time capsule out and we were about to open it if it wasn't for my mom calling us inside. "Okay, mom, we will be right there!" I shout back and run back to the house with Dom beside me.

We then ran up to my room to open up the time capsule. I put my hand on the door knob to open the door. I pushed open my door, also, letting Dom in, I closed the door behind me and rushed over to my desk to open it and prepared to take a walk down memory lane. "Dude, do you remember what you put in there?" Dom asked peeking over my shoulder. "No I don't but once we open it I'll probably will be hit with nostalgia and remember then." I said looking back at Dom. I all of a sudden got nervous I don't know why but I just did. I shakily put my hands over the box's latch ready to open it. I, ever so slowly, flipped open the hatch to find.....

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And cliffhanger! I hope whoever is reading this enjoys it cuz I hope you would like it

WELL ALL I NEED TO SAY IS HAVE A GOOD ONE!!! ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿