On my lunch break, my friend reported me to the tongue police!!! 😮😮😮
Me: Mr Rau gave us money, so we also got pop, pizza, and a dozen cream puffs.
Me: But he told us to get something healthy, so we ate grass on the way.
Friend: ?!?!?!?
Me: ?
Friend: Drugs
Me: Yup
Friend: Im going to have to report you to tongue police.
Friend: *to the
Me: Tongue Police?! Please no!
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UmorismoJust text fails NOT taken off the internet, they're all original. Some of them may be made up, but a few of them are real that have either happened to me or my friends. Enjoy.
