Deffinetly me as a father

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Son: Okay, ill come over tonight baby. ; )

Dad: Im just going to assume that wasn't for me, and i wont even ask.

Dad: But make sure you're protected.

Son: DAD?!?!!!?!!

Dad: Oh, and also if you're going to attempt to do the dirty with your girl, you're going to want to grow a pair.

Son: ...

Dad: Also you need a dick as well.

Son: -_-

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