Son: Okay, ill come over tonight baby. ; )
Dad: Im just going to assume that wasn't for me, and i wont even ask.
Dad: But make sure you're protected.
Son: DAD?!?!!!?!!
Dad: Oh, and also if you're going to attempt to do the dirty with your girl, you're going to want to grow a pair.
Son: ...
Dad: Also you need a dick as well.
Son: -_-
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Text Fail Wall Of Lame (Texts Not Taken From The Internet)
HumorJust text fails NOT taken off the internet, they're all original. Some of them may be made up, but a few of them are real that have either happened to me or my friends. Enjoy.
