1. Mom in front of dad: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Huh? what?
Mom: I know you have a boyfriend.
Dad: YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!
Me: No mom. Not again. No dad, I do not have a boyfriend.
Mom: Then who do you keep calling?
Me: My best friend Sara.
Mom: * looks suspiciously * I know Sara is Sam. He is your boyfriend.
Me: Mom, you have met Sara.
Mom: oh. Give me your phone.
Me: * gives the phone *
Mom: Who is Ken?
Me: Oh my biology partner.
Mom: YOUR BIOLOGY PARTNER?! I need to meet him rt away.
Me: the hell??
* After 5 minutes *
Me sitting lazily on the couch.
Mom: Dinner is ready.
Me: * Goes in the kitchen *
Mom: Diya, set the table.
Me: The hell? I though dinner was ready. Okay. I knew I should have waited.
Mom: Why are you standing there? Go! What a lazy child I have got! I don't know how her husband is going to tolerate her.
Me: Just now, I was being scolded for having a non existent boyfriend, and now she is on about my husband. The hell?
* after food *
Me going to my room to study.
Mom: * shouts * Diya come down here.
Me: * shouts * Why?
Mom: Diya!
Me: Why?
* silence *
Me: Oh gawd! Damn it. * Goes down * What??
Mom: Put on the fan darling.
Me: MOM! You are right in this room.
Mom: * sheepishly smiles * U will get ice cream.
Me: * grins * okay.
Mom: Go to the kitchen and serve ice cream for everyone and give it to them.
Me The hell??
* * *
Yea. Our good ol' moms.
Lol anyways I know this sucked but...plz comment.
And tell is if this idea of ours is working or not.
Love ya all and have a great day ♥
With all my heart,
Diya
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