okay your parents have been living together for many years. They know each other more than you do so the best thing to do when your parents fight is to watch them and if it gets serious just go to your room and watch superwoman (or something else but i swear superwoman is so cool). If you interfere then you're dead.
something like this;
Mom: hey !! why do you have to shout for everything I say?
Dad *shouts* I am not shouting
Me: then what is this dad ??
okay i just tried to support my mom but the result.. unbelievable
Mom: Jessy !!!!! what do you think of yourself ? shouting at dad ? We are your parents. You have no right to shout at us.
Dad: hmmm today you shout at me . tomorrow you'll start beating me ! then you'll put me out of the house.
Mom: i have no idea from where she got the concept of shouting from.
Me: * dead*
Okay so this is what happens when i support someone when my parents fight.
Now when I mind my own business everything will go fine. Something like this
Mom: hey !! why do you have to shout for everything I say?
Dad *shouts* I am not shouting
Me: * in mind* hmm time to watch my own bussiness * walks to my room*
30 minutes later
Mom: tea or coffee ?
Dad: whatever you like.
Mom: no you say
dad: no you say.
Me: coffee
Mom : hey you ....................................................
Me : * dead*
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This is truly based on real life story. #storyofmylife
I'm happy that my mom gave me this idea of updating something like this.
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