Social Media [Bts Namjoon]

CHAPTER FOUR

Fanboii
Can you not

Sugazaddy
Okay but can you just answer the question fam

Fanboii
No

Sugazaddy
Wæ

Because I don't fuck Jin hyung??

Fanboii
Because they don't look good together

Sugazaddy
Log the fuck out bitch

Fanboii
Why are you so angry damn

Sugazaddy
Why are you still here

Fanboii
Cause I'm a fan boy

Fanboii
A fanboii

Fanboii
Hahahaha

Fanboii
I love my username hahaha

Fanboii
I'm such a genius wowow

Sugazaddy
Actually delete your account bc you're trash

Fanboii
I support vkook though!!!!

Sugazaddy
Okay fine you can stay..

Sugazaddy
Only because vkook is the shit

Fanboii
Okay anyway what are you doing today?

Sugazaddy
LOL nothing.

Sugazaddy
Besides stare at my homework for 3 hours and write 2 words. You?

Practice for 10 hours, go to a photo shoot for 6 hours, and sleep for 5 hours.

Fanboii
Nothing much, just chilling, talking to you. Haha

Sugazaddy
Don't you have friends lol I'm not the type of person you can have a conversation with if you can't tell

Sugazaddy
But I enjoy you

Sugazaddy
You make me feel sane ^^

Fanboii
Ha! Cute

Fanboii
I enjoy you too!

Sugazaddy
LOL Shhhh shut up

Fanboii
Soooo umm

Fanboii
Other than your obsession for bts I want to know more about you.. wanna play 21 questions?

Yesss I'm finally playing this with a girl

Sugazaddy
Sure you go first

Fanboii
What's your hobby?

Sugazaddy
Bangtan, dance, food, singing, writing, bangtan, dance, dance, vkook, etc

'Dance'

Ew

Fanboii
I said I wanted to know more about you but all I see is bangtan bangtan bangtan

Sugazaddy
Exactly, what's your hobby?

Fanboii
No same questions but rap and writing rap

Sugazaddy
Ooooo like my boys huh

Sugazaddy
If I don't marry Namjoon or Yoongi in the next three years you can rap me to sleep instead

Fanboii
Why both choose one Yoongi or namjoon? That's my question

Sugazaddy
You said you want to know more about me excluding bts so bye

Fanboii
Okay well what kind of guys do you like?

Sugazaddy
Ugh you're such a cliché but if I must.. I like tall guys, nice guys, funny guys.. it doesn't have to be an all in one but straight teeth is a must

Fanboii
Das all me

Sugazaddy
Goodbye I don't do online dating

Fanboii
I don't like you lol

Sugazaddy
Okay hoe anyway how did you start liking bts?

Fanboii
Rapmon is a really good rapper

Sugazaddy
RIGHT!

"Namjoon!" Jimin hyung calls for me while I'm zoned out in my conversation

"What!"

"Practice in five minutes, let's go everyone is in the car"

"Okay I'll be right there"

Fanboii
Hey I gotta go we'll continue later!

Sugazaddy
Byeeee

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Hey hey hey long time no update, sorry I had a lot going on.

Sorry for the lame ass update, its so boring I was falling asleep while writing.

Check out my other fanfic, 'unwanted' if you're already a reader, I updated!