I swear im still alive-
"....tsukki and..lev..? Are you guys a tree?" (Name) poke lev's torso area, earning a yelp from the ..tree, she look at them with a unreadable expression and start to poke tsukishima which irk the blonde tree (its wonderland, anything can happen)
"Stop poking me."
"Make me."
The two of them stare at each other intently, while lev swear he could see some spark between them, he sweatdroped and poke (name)'s arm with his branch to get her attention.
"Holy macaroni did you just move your branch?" (Name) gaped at the white haired..tree, amazed that he could move his branch even though he's only a tree "anyway, where the hell am i? What is this place?"
"You are in wonderland,stupid."
"No need to call me stupid you asshole of a tree" you kick tsukishima as he let out his bitchface, clearly annoyed by you.
"A-anyway (name)-chan, kenma-san is looking for you, just go straight there until you found akaashi-san." Lev said, he push (name) to go and she did, she walk to the place like lev told her, it took her 10 minutes to find akaashi, in a trench coat with a rabbit ears.
He fucking slay that costume, he looks like a model- like holy shit he's the most beautiful child i've ever seen in my life (along with hide /cri)
"You're late." He close his pocket watch and shove it into his pocket as he watch you intently.
"Well im sorry that it took me 10 minutes to go here, and you never set up the meeting time anyway, so that means, im not late."
"Touché"
The two of them walk side by side towards kenma's place, silence filled between the two of them, a comfortable one, the (h/c) haired girl's mind filled with a lot of questions, what is she here? Is this a dream? Why is kenma looking for her? Why does akaashi's thighs look so perfect?
Snapping out of her thought she finaly arrives infront of kenma, who is chilling on a giant mushroom while playing his psp without the care in the world.
"Um.."
"You finaly arrive." He glance at her slightly while still playing his psp.
"So why are you looking for me?"
For the first time in forever, kenma give his full attention to her, looking at her with his piercing catlike eyes.
"You finaly came.."
A/N: im back with a new chapter! Sorry i havent update for a decade since school is being an ass to me and my brain decided to not cooperate with me, i have 1 kageyama request left so lets just hope i can update it soon in haikyuu oneshots.
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Humornever follow a good looking guy with rabbit ears, even if its hard to resist or else you' ll fall into a huge hole near a tree.