Rants of a dead trash can

Haikyuu Host Club?!?!

OKYA A REALLY CRAPPY IDEa

That's what this is

Let us begin with

Kiyoko as Haruhi
Oikawa as Tamaki
Tsukki as Kyoya
Aone as Mori
Hinata as Honey
Kuroo as Kaoru
Bokuto as Hikaru
Sugawara as Renge

You Disagree? Well here is something that might change your mind~

• Kiyoko the commoner
• Tsukki the smartass mom
• Oikawa trying to get Kiyoko to love him
• TSUKKI IMEDIATELY KNOWING KIYOKO IS A GIRL HHH
• AND THEN EVERYONE ELSE FINDS OUT ALONG THE WAY
• Oikawa claiming Kiyoko is his daughter
• Oikawa calling everyone the "homos" of the group
• Tsukki's payback for calling him a homo
• Kuroo and Bokuto's payback for calling them homos
• HINATA AND AONE IN THEIR DOCTOR DISGUISES WHEN THEY ARE DOUG THE PHYSICAL EXAMS OH GOD
• JUST AONE AND HINATA IN GENEREAL
• LIKE
• AONE TAKINg Hinata's cake
• Hinata crying about it
• AND INSTEAD OF UMI-CHAN HINATA CARRIES AROUND A VOLLEYBALL WHOS NAME IS KAGEAYAMA-CHAN
• OR KAGE-CHAN FOR SHORT
• Hinata when he wakes up ;u; rip the host club
• KUROO AND BOKUTO
• OH GOD
• THEIR "BROTHERLY LOVE"
• AND WHEN THEY FIGHT BOKUTO BLEACHES HIS HAIR
• AND POOR BOKUTO THINKS HE CAN WASH THE BLEACH OUT
• SO HE ENDS UP WITH HIS STRIPED OWL HAIR AND GROWS TO LOVE IT
• OH GOD MY CHILDREN
• Everybody loves Kiyoko
• Kiyoko accidentally kissing Yachi at the dance bc Oikawa shoved them together
• YACHIS DATE WAS YAMAGUCHI
• Everyone trying to dance with Kiyoko
• THE OUTFITS
• AL OF THEM
• LIKE YOU KNOW HOW THEY DRESS UP AS DIFFERENT THINGS EVERY NOW AND THEN
• JUDT IMAGINE HOW ADORABLE
• oh my god wait
• Hinata kicking everybody's ass
• and body slamming AONE TO THE FLOOR
• "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BLOCKING ASAHI AND I ALL THE TIME"
• wait that didn't make sense with this AU.,..,.. Meh
• Aone just laying down on the floor like "what the hell just happened"
• TSUKKI SECRETLY TAKING PICTURES OF THE HOST CLUB FOR THE MAGAZINES OR WHATWVER
• TSUKKI THE STAAALLKKEEERRR
• and Suga
• oh god
• Suga being an otaku fanboy
• And he plays that game
• anD THE CHARACTER IN THE GAME THAT HE PLAYS AND IS ONSESSED WITH IS DAICHI
• AND HE SEES A PICTURE OF TSUKKI AND HES JUST LIKE "close enough"
• SO THEN HE JUST GOES FROM FRANCE TO JAPAN
• AND THEN FANBOYS OVER TSUKKI BUT THEN PRObs gets tired of his bs tbh
• Sugawara appearing out of legitimately nowhere
• Suga the well-educated high-class fanboy
• y e s
• THE LOBELIA GIRLS ARE TANAKA YUUJI AND NISHINOYA
• I kinda wanna add Ushijima to the lobelia girls but there is only three spaces ;u;
• OH WAIT
• THAT GIRL THAT SHOWS UP AT THE END AND IS LIKE
• "yeah Imma marry Tamaki by force. Try and stop me, bitch."
• THATS USHIJIMA
• OH GOD YEEESSSSS
• "you will come to shiratorizawa"
• "and then we will get married"
• "and I will have your children"
• okay that went a little bit too far ;u;
• Oikawa x Kiyoko????
• Aone x Hinata????
• Kuroo x Bokuto????
• Bokuto x Kiyoko????
• Sugawara x anime????

Okay I'm done
;u;