description: Two bros chillin and casually talking about life while waiting for the world to collapse into hell.
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"So Seb?"
"What have I told you about nicknames?"
"Something about strangling me, but I'm willing to take that risk."
"Don't make me start calling you JC."
"I would actually love that."
"Great. Now what do you want?"
"What do you think of my abs? Are they too much?"
"I know that we're connected and some part of me much be thinking this so as much as I want to say I hate you I can't."
"I'll take that as a they're hot but you're too shy to say anything."
"They're fine, but mine are obviously better."
"Agreed."
"How much longer?"
"About ten minutes now."
"What about Clary?"
"Shh. Don't worry she's safe. I wouldn't let anyone hurt her."
"What about me? How do I know you won't just leave me when this is all over?"
"Hey JC. I could never do that to my blood brother. You are safe and I won't let anyone harm you without going through me first."
"So if you die, I'm screwed."
"As if I would die, look at me! What a waste of beauty that would be."
"Yeah I got to hand it to ya, Seb. You're pretty smoking for a dude."
"Thanks bro. You're not too shabby yourself."
"What are we supposed to watch when there's no TV?"
"Dude... Netflix and other things still exist. Plus you have Clary so shut up."
"And you have no regrets over killing everyone?"
"..."
"..."
"N-none."
"That's obviously a bs answer."
"If you're basically me, you answer it."
"I mean, you must have some remorse over killing your family and parts of my family. Also destroying precious landmarks and important people might suck. Imagine a world without Morgan Freeman."
"Maybe we should take him too."
"Yeah Seb, maybe."
"I'm too involved in this world..."
"Hell yeah you are."
"JC?"
"Yeah?"
"Maybe I should just get rid of the people that annoy me instead of everyone."
"I'm down with that."
"Cool. No doomsday today folks."
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Fanfic{insert fire emoji} Each chapter is a response to a prompt that exoticfinn came up with. This may seem a little silly and that's because it's supposed to be. Don't take this or me seriously.
