So these are just some random bad puns and comebacks I've heard recently and wanted to share:
~ do you only have 67 electrons because you're a ho
~ the only 10 you are is on a ph scale cuz bitch you basic
~ broken pencils are pointless
~ if your cold you should stand in a corner because they're 90 degrees
~ shovels are a groundbreaking discovery
~ you meme a lot to me
~ (this one was a real conversation I had) Me: *comes back to class after having to leave* what did I miss Random guy: MY DICK Me: so nothing big then Random guy:.... Me:.... Whole class: OoOHHhhhhHHHH
~ does your arse ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? (Sorry for the swearing>.<)
~ I was in star bucks and these two people were sitting at a table, one of them was wearing sunglasses and the other wasn't, the guy without glasses says to his friend "why are you wearing sunglasses inside if the Suns outside?" And the other guy just replied "Oh but it's not the sun that's hurting my eyes, it's your face." And I burst into laughter and the guy with the sunglasses looked so proud of himself.
~ if anyone ever calls you ugly just reply "sorry, I'm not a mirror"
~ you're like school in July, you have no class
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(Sorry about the swearing >.<)
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~ roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but hat happened to you?
~ what did the mermaid wear to math class? An alge-bra
