Danielle,Heather,Briston,Felicity,Lindsey,Jenna,and Autumn were making a giant muffin to please the teletubbie overlord that threatened to sell their kidneys on eBay.
Heather took the muffin out the oven and sat it on the toilet,the muffin started to move.
Danielle screamed and hit it with the broom.Briston hit it with a baseball bat.A foot peeked out the muffin.The girls screamed in unison.
The muffin stepped closerand Felicity poked it.Danielle hit it with the broom again.The muffin fell to the floor,and crumbs flew through the air like rain.Laying on the floor was a very familiar looking bleach blonde.
"Ashton Irwin!"Screamed Felicity
"I wanna bedazzle his face!"Yelled Autumn.
"No!"Yelled Jenna while hitting Autumn on the nose with a newspaper
Autumn whispered,and Lindsey yelled "Don't hit her that's my job!"Lindsey took the newspaper from Jenna's hand and whacked Autumn on the nose.
Suddenly MarilynvManson flew threw the window,skitttles flying out his butt.He screamed "HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIDE!!!"He flew out the window and was never seen again.
Ashton Irwin went Into the closet and emerged a few minutes later wearing a pink tutu.He picked up Autumn bridal style and carried her off into the sunset.Ashton smirked and screamed "Crickey I caught me a Autumn!"and ran off with Autumn in his arms.
The End
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AcakMy daydreams,thoughts and other randomness.Some may be silly,some may be sad.it's whatever comes to mind
