(One day in the Halcyon fold)
Ringo: Egh! my god the enemy team is pushing! we are all gonna die!
Petal: Ringo, don't worry we have Krul on our side.
Krul: VALHALLA!!! -Rushes to the enemy team-
Catherine: Oh shut up. -Stuns Krul-
Krul: Agh!
Taka: Suck on this! -3rd skill's Krul-
Krul: Ehagh!
Rona: Die you Motherfucker! -Chops Krul's head-
Krul: Oof! -Head falls off- Rona... We could have been together in Valhalla... Ugh..... -Dies-
(Ally hero killed)
Petal: Ok fuck this I'am quitting.
Ringo: Wait... I think I have a brilliant idea.
Petal: What? you and me combine our power?
Ringo: Precisely.
Petal: Oh brother...
(Attempt number 1)
Ringo: -Charges in the enemy turret with twirling silver activated- YAAAH!!!
Petal: -Dressed like a cheerleader- Go Ringo! Go Ringo!
Ringo: -Gets blown away by the turret- HUWAAH!!!
Petal: God damn it.
Taka: -Behind Petal, Flips box-
Petal: Holy mother of--
Taka: -Cuts Petal into pieces-
(Attempt number 2)
Ringo: -With bandages, and equipped with crucible- Hehehehe!
Petal: -Riding on Ringo at the back of the head, while healing him- Oh yeah! there is no one that can stop us now!
Catherine: Hah! -Equipped with aftershock- Die! -Hits and stuns Ringo-
Ringo: Uh hoo!
Rona: -Equipped with Sorrowblade, Tornado trigger, and Breaking point- Hahahaha! -Uses 3rd skill-
Petal&Ringo: Huwahaha!!!
(3rd attempt)
Ringo: Can you please let us destroy your Vain Crystal?
Petal: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!?
Taka: Oh sure!
Catherine: We'll let you do it.
Rona: On one condition.
Taka,Catherine&Rona: OVER OUR DEAD BODY!!!
Ringo&Petal: ......Meep.
(Ringo and Petal gets beat up and beat up every attempt... until only 1 of their turrets remained before the Vain Crystal)
Petal: -With bandages all over body- This is getting fucked up and fucked up to fucked up. Thanks for the genius attempts Ringo...
Ringo: -With bandages all over body- Wait... hear me out. I got one final attempt.
Petal: This better work.
(Later)
Petal: Oh no! you don't want us to launch our selves unto a turret would yah?
Ringo: Yes.
Petal: Oh my go--
Ringo: Fire!
Minion: -Fires turret-
(Ringo and Petal flies up into the air)
Ringo&Petal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Taka: Is it a bird?
Rona: Is it Ragnar Lothbrok?
Catherine: No. its Ringo and Petal...
Ringo&Petal: HUUUUWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
(Ringo and Petal crashes unto the enemy Vain Crystal and it shattered it due to impact)
(Victory)
<The End>
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(Vainglory) Ringo's Adventures Book 1
HumorThe Adventures of Ringo in the Halcyon or out of the Halcyon. Ringo's Adventures is a fan fiction Novel with a dialog based story Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters and the settings of the game Vainglory and some characters could be ment...
