(Vainglory) Ringo's Adventures Book 1

Episode 2 - SAW's bet

(One day at the Undersprawl, On Ringo's Hardware store)
Ringo: -humming-
(Someone suddenly crashed unto his door)
SAW: RINGO!!!
Ringo: Agh! God damn it! try using the door properly would yah? paid 20 gold pieces to it.
SAW: Oh... Well sorry.
Ringo: What do you want?
SAW: I was wondering if you can make a bet.
Ringo: Huh. How many times do I have to tell you, you would always lose.
SAW: Oh hoho! not this time...
Ringo: Sure whatever...
SAW: I bet you can sneak into Adagio's sex lair and pinch him right in the butthole.
Ringo: What? You want me, to sneak into gay mans lair and do something gay?
SAW: No! I want you to do a bet
Ringo: And why would I do that? You would pay me your whole ransom? bah! got plenty of that...
SAW: No, I would bring Koshka here to suck your cock.
Ringo: BWAAAT!!!??? How would you consider she would do that?
SAW: She said to me she is bored and I promised her, that she would get to suck your cock when you finished this bet
Ringo: How would Koshka want to suck a cock?
SAW: Actually, she doesn't know what "Suck a Cock" means, I just told her that the penis of a man is like a lollipop and it tastes like a lollipop. Tricked her to believe that dicks tastes like her favorite candy
Ringo: You Bastard!
SAW: Hehe... Well you gonna do this or not?
Ringo: Why exactly would you like to finger gay lord?
SAW: Because He fingered me while I was reaching the screw that I dropped
Ringo: You are making someone to do your dirty job, just for the sake of your personality.
SAW: You want a blowjob or not?
Ringo: Ok fine! I'll do it!
SAW: Excellent.
Ringo: If I go back, with cum all over my face. I would blame you.
SAW: Don't worry you would be fine.
(Later around 2:37 am)
(Ringo was outside the Lair entrance)
Ringo: Agh man... I can't do this.
SAW: Yes you can! you can do this buddy.
(Ringo has a camera on his forehead)
Ringo: Ok ok... I'am goin in.
(Ringo went inside the lair)
Ringo: Oh my god. Whats that smell...
SAW: Description.
Ringo: Mucky, smelly, slimey, white stuff...
SAW: Seimen.
Ringo: Just what I thought... Hmm... there are plenty of guests Adagio have here, looks like he threw a party.
SAW: What are they doing now?
Ringo: They are all passed out lying down the floor, they are all male dressed with macho dancer costumes...
SAW: What a gay club
Ringo: I know...
SAW: Adagio anywhere around?
Ringo: Yeah I see him... He is around 11 meters away, sitting on his throne. With his head on the floor, and his feet folded on the throne as if he is kneeling, and his butt is reached out. He is out cold, or so I think.
SAW: Perfect. Now poke him.
Ringo: How am I suppose to do that?
SAW: Walk safely around the bodies to him.
Ringo: Easy to say... Lets go.
(Later)
Ringo: Oh my gosh, I can't believe I did it. crossed over 50 half naked men. worst day of my life.
SAW: Don't worry it would soon end right after you done your bet.
Ringo: Fine fine. Ok here is Adagio in front of me... he is snoring as if he had a hangover.
SAW: Good, he would be hard to wake up. Now finger his butt...
Ringo: Ok... here goes nothing... -Deep breathes- AGHK! -Coughs-
SAW: What?!
Ringo: I forgot the air here smells like cum.
SAW: Just do it.
Ringo: Ok... -Puts finger inside of Adagio's anus-
Adagio: Uhmmm....
Ringo: 1 inch is it ok?
SAW: Deeper...
Ringo: My god... -Fingers deeper-
Adagio: -Moans- Ooh uuuuuuuuhhhmmmm....
Ringo: shit........ 3 inches?
SAW: Deeper.
Ringo: Agh, this isn't good... -Fingers deeper-
Adagio: -Moans loud- UAAH!!!!
Ringo: Shshshshshehe! -Drops down and covers- 5 inches? is it ok?
SAW: Ok I'am satisfied. Now Ringo get out of there.
Ringo: Gladly...
(Ringo was about to step out but then)
Adagio: -Grabs Ringo's arm-
Ringo: Ouh!?
Adagio: Ey sexy boy. Continue the fun.
Ringo: Oh no! Oh no!
(Everyone wakes up)
Everyone: Hey Ringo, let us return the fun to you. -Winks and smiles all together-
Ringo: Mother of hell.
(Everyone charges to Ringo with dicks erected, as Adagio grabs him)
Adagio: Feel the pleasure.
Ringo: NO! -Breaks free of Adagio's grasp- FUCK OFF PUTOS!!! -Shoots every single one of them-
(Ringo's bullets deflect every hit on each Person)
Ringo: What the?!?
Adagio: You can't escape the pleasure. I shielded them so they are immune to your silver.
Ringo: -Elbows Adagio right into the chin-
Adagio: -Shrieks like a gay person- Auah! -K.O-
Ringo: You will never turn me to one of you guys! -Jumps on every head of every person-
(Ringo Plumbs them, like a reference to Mario, till he gets to the exit)
Ringo: Hahaha! has tala vista Putos!
(One of the persons suddenly poked Ringo on the leg with his dick)
Ringo: Agh! you fucking Gay motherfucker piece of SHIT!!!!!! -Stomps and stomps the person to death- I'am Outta here!
Person 1: -Grabs Ringo-
Person 2: -Grabs Ringo-
Ringo: No No!
Person 3: -Pulls Ringo down on the floor-
Ringo: Noooooo!!! Let me go!
Person 1: hehe get fucked Ringo!
Ringo: Go fuck yourselves! -Arm breaks free-
(Ringo Drinks his gourd)
Ringo: -Mouth full accent- SO LONG GAY BOYS!!!
(Ringo blasts the wine from his mouth which turned into fire and incinerated each and everyone on the room)
Ringo: Douchebags... I'am out!
(Later back to the undersprawl, on Ringo's store)
SAW: Deals a deal.
Koshka: Mmh! Hey Ringo can I suck your dick?
Ringo: Sure!
Koshka: Uhmmm... -Gags Ringo's Dick inside her mouth-
Ringo: Oooh...
(Koshka gobbles Ringo's penis with her full mouth, and licks his Penis from the balls to the head)
Ringo: Ooh yeah...
Koshka: Uhmmmm..... It tastes better than lolipop... Mmmmh...
(Koshka twirls her tongue on the tip of Ringo's penis)
Ringo: Yes! Yes! -Cums- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
(Directly to the face of Koshka)
Koshka: Oh yes! yes!
(Koshka drinks every seimen and licks the dripping seimen on Ringo's balls)
Koshka: Mmmh...
Ringo: Best bet ever...
(Someone Bashes on the door)
Undersprawl Cop: Freeze!
Ringo: Oh Jesus! what did I do!?
Undersprawl Cop: You have committed child abuse. Koshka is just 17 years old!
Ringo: WHAT!? How should I know that!!!!!!????!!!!
Undersprawl Cop: You are under arrest! -Chains Ringo-
Ringo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
<The End>