(Some other day at the house of Ardan and his family)
Ardan: Bye guys, I'am going back to work.
Vox: Like what? invent another machine to destroy the stormguards?
Ardan: Well, somewhat... but what I'am gonna do today is to avenge your mother.
Celeste: -Playing Xbox- You ready now? well good luck daddy!
Ardan: Yes. See you guys within 2 days...
Celeste&Vox: Bye Daddy!
(Meanwhile at the rooftop)
Ringo: -Drunk- Mmmmmh.... blubnfmekd..... Lukz liek Erdan wud bi gun 4 a wil.
Ardan: Bye... -Leaves with Jetpack-
(The rooftop opens)
Ringo: Mei Gud! -falls to the ground-
(Bone crack sounds upon impact)
Ringo: ........ -Chuckles- ehehehe.... Tat wus fun.
Ardan: -flies to the sky without noticing Ringo on the ground-
(Ardan left)
Ringo: Eguhbkfldkvmdk... -Stands up- E luks liek unlie teh cheldrein r in teh haws.
(Back inside)
Celeste: Ey Vox, Don't touch my console would yah? I'll just take a bath.
Vox: -Smirks- Oh sure... -Crosses fingers- hehehe....
Celeste: Ok -Goes inside the bathroom-
Vox: Ehehe... -Locks bathroom door- Hope you like showers Celeste. ehehe, now time to play the console.
Celeste: -Sings lullabies while showering-
(Meanwhile outside)
(The shower steam is going through the window which is partly creaked)
Ringo: Mmmmh..... Luk iz leik sum wan iz syaworing. ehehehe!
Celeste: La! lalala! lalala! lalala! -Scrubbing legs gently-
Ringo: -Peaks at the window without being noticed- Oooh! perity wayt fluwlez leigz!
Celeste: -turns at the window closing her eyes while scrubbing her hair-
Ringo: -Blood drips from nose- Ou mei gud! dos perky wetermeilonz!
Celeste: -turns around and bends over-
Ringo: Uhmmmmmm! -bites lips- Aym su teimpted.
Celeste: -Brings out razor and shaves her pussy-
Ringo: OK DATZ IT!!! -Flings inside the window-
(Only Ringo's torso managed to get inside while his legs are still hanging behind
Ringo: Helou der!
Celeste: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Ringo: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZ!!!
Celeste: DRUNK PERVERT!!! -Hits Ringo with a bucket full of hot water-
Ringo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celeste: GET OUT!!! -Hits Ringo with a the shower-
(P.s the shower is made of metal steel)
Ringo: HUUUUWWWAAAAGAHAGA!!! -Falls inside the bathroom head first- AAAAAGHOHO!!!
Celeste: -Stomps Ringo-
Ringo: KAAAAPPPUUUUUUWWWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Celeste: -Quickly runs unto the bathroom exit door- Vox!!!! Help! -Can't open door-
(Meanwhile on Vox)
Vox: -Busy playing Guitar Hero- OOOOHHH YEEEAAAH!!!
Celeste: Vox! Open the door! and get my staaaaaaaaaaaaaff!!!!!!!
Ringo: Ooooooh... -Crawling to Celeste-
Celeste: -Grabs toilet flush cover- STAY AWAY!!! -Hits it with Ringo-
Ringo: AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Fragments scattered all over Ringo's face)
Ringo: AGH! Iz Burnz!!!
Celeste: Die!!!
Ringo: Neber! -Lounges to Celeste-
(Both fell down to the ground)
Celeste: No! get off of me!
Ringo: I wunt!!!
(Meanwhile on Vox)
Vox: Hmmph? whats that sound?
Celeste: -Grunting- Aaaaaaaah!
Ringo: -Fucking Celeste- Furwerd! Bekwerd! Furwerd! Bekwerd!
Celeste: Please stop! -tears drops down-
Vox: -leans at bathroom door to listen-
Ringo: Wooooohoooo! Iaym abut 2 ixplod!
Celeste: -Orgasm- Ugh! Ugh! Agh! -Sweating-
Vox: Shit! Ringo! -Quickly opens door-
Ringo: Aaaaaaah! Hir iz coumz!
Celeste: -Faints-
Vox: Freeze Ringo! -Does 3rd skill- Wait for it!
Ringo: Fuk a yo! -Spreads cum to Vox's feet-
Vox: -3rd skill cancelled- Agh shit! -Slips on cum- Huwwwaaaah!
(Vox falls to the ground head first)
Vox: -K.O-
Ringo: zYeah..... Celeste, ur su flewless...
(Ringo left the house leaving both Celeste and Vox out cold on the floor)
<The End>
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(Vainglory) Ringo's Adventures Book 1
HumorThe Adventures of Ringo in the Halcyon or out of the Halcyon. Ringo's Adventures is a fan fiction Novel with a dialog based story Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters and the settings of the game Vainglory and some characters could be ment...
