Kanina pa ko naiinis sa mga nababasa ko sa aking laptop 'Other nations starting to hate filipinos because of the government'
This is the reason why I declined all friend requests from foreigners
Are they some kind of insensetive? Nakakalungkot.
Gusto ko tuloy maging Presedente ng Pilipinas
Ano ba tong iniisip ko makapagtext nga
'Where are you, idiot?' I texted my bestfriend
While browsing some old photographs, Yes iba naman trip ko nabadtrip ako dun sa news eh but still I can't help but to feel embarrased knowing people are staring at me
This is why I hate being alone
'Sorry bessy, Emergency' she replied
No choice. Window shopping nga muna
"Ma'am may bibilhin ba kayo?" I glare at the sales lady
I know gusto ko to be as mahinhin as maria clara but I can't help it talaga, teka why so conyo?
Kanina pa kasi to kung makasunod at makatingin parang magsho-shoplift ka
Parang boypren mong sunod ng sunod sayo pag may kailangan pag wala iiwan ka lang din
Ay nakapag'hugot pa
Ngayon ako ay kumakain sa isang sikat na fast food chain
"Master ang ganda naman niya"
"Siya ba talaga si lovey dovey mo master?"
"Lovey dovey? She's fishy baby, you Mr.Crab"
"Bitter ka lang kasi master's not into you, Miss eel"
I frowned. Mga maiingay na lamang dagat
WEIRDOS -_-
"Tol, tol ang gwapo ko diba?"
"Asa tol ako kaya pinaka'gwapo dito diba brad?"
That caught my attention
Brad? Brad Pitt?
Omo is he here? For real?
Is he speaking tagalog, too?
"SH*T so noisy.tsk"
Tumahimik din
Nang may napagtanto ako
Hinanap ko ang mga mahahanging nagsalita
Para tarayan sana
>_>
Is that THE GANGSTER?
He smirk
O_o
Geeeee
Siya nga
S--s--si Ethan Vidler
STALKER ALERT
(Sa bahay)
🎶 My mahma hik donsh like you en hik she layksh ebere wansh hik inday nevah like hik🎶
O-okay isa pa tong Alien beh
Masampolan nga
Kararating ko lang eh
"Haray nahaman hik nehna hikaw na bah yhan? Hik"
Hopo kuhuya Pff.
Nina short for Anina Gonzales and this alien speaking is no other than Nathaniel Gonzales, ang broken-hearted kong kuya
" Kuya ba't nagpapakalasing ka na naman? Alam mo bang hirap na hirap na kami sayo? Move on kuya Marami pang pabebe girl dyan"
I sighed.Trying to control my emotion
I look at him again
Uhh
Nakaka'Offend GAAAAAAAAAH
Pano kung may nakakita saking nagsasalita mag-isa?
Buti na lang maganda ako
Period.
