A guy goes to a supermarket and sees a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks "Do you know me?" To witch she replies "I think you are the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time that has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says "Oh my french fries, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?" She replies "No I'm your son's math teacher."
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