!!Brilliant!!

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Person1: Just ran up and down the stairs 19 times without stopping. NEW RECORD!

Person2: This is literally the proudest day of my life!

Person1: I know! Success came at a real cost thought!.!

Person2: I bet! You must be exhausted!!

Person1: Yeah, plus I threw up into your shoes.

Person2: Brilliant, I fu*king hate you!!

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