Me:
"S"
S:
"Hey there flower"
Me:
"I'm really bored. Entertain me?"
S:
"Haha. How am I supposed to do that?"
Me:
"Idk that's for you to come up with."
S:
"Hah okay."
"Do leprechaun get angry when you call them short?"
Me:
"What? Lol"
"Umm yeah they do?"
S:
"Nope that's not the right answer."
Me:
"So do they not get mad?"
S:
"Nope"
"They are just a little. Hahahah"
Me:
"Ohhh God. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed in myself, that I laughed as hard as I did. Lol"
S:
"That was a good one ;) "
"Okay. When can you call an Irish potato something else?"
Me:
"I'm Sooo bad at these omfg."
"Umm when there in America?"
S:
"Nope, when there French fries! Hahahahah!!"
"I'm so funny."
Me:
"Oh my that was a good one. I'll give you that."
S:
"Yeah ik :)"
"Can we talk about that last text Conversation We had?"
Me:
"Umm sure. What about it?"
S:
"For starters you said you wanted to see my dick..?"
Me:
"actually you said I wanted to. I just said yeah."
"So for all you know I meant yeah about something Else."
S:
"Okay yeah right. My dick is amazing"
Me:
"And I'm not saint it's not, but I'm not saying it is."
"You see"
S:
"Sure...?"
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3.17.16
Happy St. Patrick's Day :) aka Niall's day 🍀🍻
