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Between: dragon and snake

Dragon: WTF you doing mate you were meant to meet me and the ladies!
Snake: alright WTH/ what the hell I will meet you at asshole o'clock
Dragon: stop being such a dickhead
Snake: fine dick face I will meet you at 5:00 clock
Dragon: you know I wouldn't have to put up with this shit if you were such and dumbass.
Snake: no comment🙁🙁☹☹☹☹

Between Goat and horse

Horse : who ate my grass goat it was all mine well u know what you're mamma so stupid that she drinks her piss NEIGH NEIGH😡😡😡😡
Goat: you take that back ass wipe  lol  b,I,t,c,h



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If u put the first letters of each word it makes CUNT HEY YO YOLO

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