The Ultimate Fall Out Boy Crack Fic

Chapter 1

The tales and woes of Sky and ChinaCat, are ones that are rarely told outside of closed doors. There are many reasons for this, mainly being not many people enjoy hearing these stories. However, you. Yes, you, the reader, has chosen to read this thrilling tale of unfortunate writings of two teenage girls (and a mysterious other fellow...) stuck in their English class with nothing to do.

The story begins with the kidnapping of a single band. Fall Out Boy.

While this would seem like an odd starting point, it is important for you, dear reader, to realize that Fall Out Boy was scheduled for a standard concert performance in Birmingham on the previous evening. ChinaCat, blessed with tickets to the event, inspired no end of discord in the sad, shriveled heart of Sky. It was therefore no surprise when Sky not only crashed the concert, but also took control of the bus, with the help of a handgun and some persuasion, and headed straight for the Florida border.

While Sky was angry at ChinaCat for not letting her go, she still allowed her to hop on the bus and bind and gag the band members.While Andy Hurley, the drummer, put up a fight, a little chloroform nothing is impossible. A simple question, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Was all it took. The others were easy to get down, Patrick Stump, the frontman, was saying "sorry" to us the whole time, even though we were the ones doing the kidnapping and binding. They began to brainwash them with Mighty Morphin Power Ranger episodes and One Direction videos, as ChinaCat stared at Pete Wentz's face the whole time.She was a little crazy about him, but knew a relationship could never work, so she'll just go with "brother."

After the members watched over 30 hours of videos, ChinaCat began to question them about what they saw, and if they got the answer wrong, she would torture them with paper cuts along their fingers, and what Sky didn't know, was that ChinaCat had a different agenda. You see, she planned the whole thing, knowing that if she bragged about going to the concert, Sky would get mad and do something crazy, like kidnapping.

Sky thought she was the one in control, with little thought about the actual craziness of her friend and partner-in-crime ChinaCat. When she saw the actual fiery passion of the absolute bat-shit psychotic sociopath, she realized what danger she was in. Sky knew what was next, the kidnapper, becomes the kidnapped.

ChinaCat, noticing the sudden change in the mood of Sky, grabbed a flashlight and bashed her head with it, making sure she was unconscious, then dragging her to the others and binding her as well. Realizing she was hungry, ChinaCat stopped at the closest Trader Joe's to get some vegan ice-cream, for herself. And at this moment, the tech guy wiggled free of his restraints and ran out of the bus, being quickly chased by ChinaCat. She was furious, instead of being able to eat her mint ice cream, she had to chuck it at the tech guy who was supposed to be in the driver's seat.

A few moments later, Sky had awakened in tight bindings and started Panicking! In the Bus. Patrick had started to regain conscious, he saw sky flipping shit like no other, and tried to calm her down.

"Hey! Hey, chill." He exclaimed in an annoyed tone. "Why the ever loving hell were we kidnapped, and why are you tied up too?"

"I really don't know anymore, it seemed like a good idea at the time." Sky explained. "I guess ChinaCat turned on me too. I didn't realize she was this crazy." Sky shuddered at the thought of being killed by her own friend.

Suddenly Joe Trohman had awoken from his forced slumber.

"Hey, it's Trader Joe's!" He said tiredly. "Let's go get vegan ice-cream!"

Pete rolled his eyes and replied, "Joe, there's a slight problem with that."

"What's that, Pete?" Questioned Joe.

"No, I'll let you figure it out." Pete explained. Joe tried to stand up, but stopped when he realized he was tied to the chair.

"Well, fuck."