In the same class where I mentioned the substitute earlier, one of my classmates drew a d*ck on the paper he was studying. He put white-out on it, but still...
(Pauses to let audience laugh)
Later that day, he asked me to translate some characters for his speaking test, since we were both in Mandarin. So I, with one hand on the paper and the other pointing out the words, helped him.
Guess which paper that was.
And guess where my first hand was.
