(I got at least 5 of these)
Bud and I are building a big city, and he's building this HUGE stone building called Bud Corp while I'm building a library.
Bud: hey once you're done can you help with Bud Corp
Me: shouldn't have built it so big eh
Bud: the bigger the better
Me: the bigger the more taxes to pay
Bud: the bigger the more room to make experiments that make money to pay taxes
Me: good man
