The Duke Bible

「 009 」

OKAY SINCE THAT GAME LIKE ROSE MY BLOOD PRESSURE I NEED TO
CHILL

IM UP HERE

AND I NEED TO COME DOWN HERE

but coach k said that he needed to put the guys on a leash, and he took the time to specify not a dog leash, but a kiddie leash

and now all i can imagine is matt, amile, and coach k walking around this amusement park and they have everyone else on a leash and like coach k is the grandpa and matt and amile are the parents

and like they probably left derryck tied to some post by a trash can.

they'll glance over every once in a while and brandon's leash will just be dragging limply on the ground bc he somehow figured out how to squirm out of it

grayson is the one that stops at every single area where you play the games and he will cry because he wants the giant stuffed panda and will hold onto a random stranger and refuse to be dragged away until they give in and let him play until he gets said panda.

marshall is the one who like drags the person holding his leash like 20 mph bc he just really wants to ride everything and he wants to do it in like 12 seconds

luke is the one who is all calm because they gave him ice cream and he just shuts up and eats his ice cream and kinda just goes with everything

chase is the one they also gave ice cream, but instead of him calming down, he dropped his ice cream, and he's been wailing ever since, so they got him soda, but then he gets really hyper and they can't calm him down and he keeps running and getting tangled up in the the other guys' leashes and just being really difficult in general