The Duke Bible

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the boys as john mulaney quotes

cam: [ the entirety of the salt and pepper diner skit ]

zion: in terms of like, instant relief, cancelling plans is heroin

marques: i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die

justin: i'm really sorry about last night it's just that i'm mean and loud

tre: sometimes babies point at me and i don't care for that shit at all

rj: this is an on-fire garbage can...could be a nursery

jordan: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair

alex: 'no' i said, y'know, like a liar

brennan: hi, i'm very gay and would like a few dollars

javin: we started chanting, mcdonald's, mcdonald's, mcdonald's! and my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving

joey: i think emily dickinson's a lesbian

jack: everyone get out of my way! i just want to sit here and feed my birds!