9:30 PM
Gwen: i miss you blake
Gwen: i wish that you could still be here with me
Gwen: i was so dumb! like who would bring a creepy-ass stranger in her apartment? like who does that.
Blake: you obviously
Gwen: BLAKE WHAT WHAT IS THIS
Gwen: IS THIS BLAKR SHELTON?!?!?!
Gwen: are you trynna prank me?
Gwen: bitch answer me
Blake: well surprise bitch
Blake: its all good bby
Gwen: ARE YOU GONNA GO HOME NOW?
Blake: nah, they just gave me back my phone. and idk why but surprise!
Gwen: are you okay after the shot?
Blake: my abs still hurt a little ;)
Gwen: as if you have any lmao
Blake: -.-
Gwen: he's in mental rn lol
Blake: it should be jail tbh
Gwen: i mean yeah but its more protected there
Blake: GWEN
Gwen: ARE YOU OKAY?!
Blake: akdjsjhsjsndmdia
Gwen: BLAKE IS EVERYTHING OKAY
Gwen: IM GOING THERE
Gwen: damn traffic
Blake: HELP ME!!!
Gwen: wHY WHATS HAPPNING
Blake: ITS THE!!!!
Gwen: WHAT WHO WHERE
Blake: ITS THE NURSE WITH THE INJECTIONS!!1!1!1!1!!!!!
Blake: HAHAHHAHA GOTCHU BITCH
Gwen: i just wasted my fucking gas you know asshole
Blake: #sorrynotsorry
Gwen: go buy my album ( THIS IS WHAT THE TRUTH FEELS LIKE ) on iTunes or else im gonna legit stab you
Blake: go buy my single ( CAME HERE TO FORGET ) on iTunes or else im gonna call the police and report your threat dumbass
Blake: hey someone asked me how to spell dumbfuck and and i replied " G-W-E-N "
Blake: LMAOOOO
Gwen: you know how to spell go fuck yourself?
Blake: yeah its " G-O F-U-C-K Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F "
Gwen: F in spelling :>
Gwen: its " B-L-A-K-E T-O-L-L-I-S-O-N S-H-E-L-T-O-N "
Blake: you win this round dumbass
Gwen: I always win, blake. get used to it ;)
Blake: uhm excuse me! remember when you texted me 5 months ago, " You're right, im an ignorant girl " remember that?
Gwen: well i guess
Gwen: BUT THATS THE ONLY TIME!!
Blake: ;)
Blake: nah ah
Gwen: nah its HELL YAH
Gwen: im just gonna put this out there,
Blake: what? that you're ignorant, sexist and selfish? coz thats true ;)
Gwen: fuck no.
Gwen: ITS THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU BLAKE TOLLISON SHELTON
Blake: makes me feel flattered ;>
Blake: I FUCKING LOVE YOU TOO GWEN RENEE STEFANI ;)
Gwen: ilysm
Gwen: i rly do
Blake: i love you too babe.
11:11 PM
Gwen: i wish that you can finally heal and finally be here with me.
Blake: me too.
Blake: i wish to finally meet u without a single person getting hurt
Blake: i wish i could be there with you right now babe
Gwen: no i wish i can be there for you at the hospital bby.
Gwen: so i can take care of you.
Gwen: get well soon hunny.
Gwen: sleep well ;) til tomorrow cowboy
SEEN 12:15 AM
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so basically i made shameless shefani new music promo up there ;)
BTW TIWTTFL IS THE GREATEST ALBUM OF THE HOLY ALBUM TRINITY.
you're my favorite sounds like a melanie martinez song while getting warmer is like a marina and the diamonds + lana del rey one
I HOPE THEY ALL COLLAB SOME FUCKING DAY
anyways, go buy it on iTunes. and its #1 WORLDWIDE WOOOO!!!
your sins will be removed after buying and listening to it promise :)) you'll be pure asf
niks
