Guide to Nerds for Normal People

Introduction

INTRODUCTION-
Back in the day being a nerd or a geek was some dirty secret. Now society has harshly let us out of our safe havens we calls bedrooms and has so what accepted us. But thanks to that the normal boring people don't know any nerdy things. Some nerds would be happy with that- who wants normal people getting hold of our paradise?
They'll just ruin it. As they ruin everything.
But now it's time to rise up about the stack of DVDs and books to teach them the basics of nerdism (that's just what I'm going to call it [Microsoft word didn't know what nerdism is so I think I just created a new word!])
But since most normal people have a serious lack of imagination, I'm going to at least try to make sure they understand everything.
But I however doubt that normal people would read this, because apparently no one reads anymore. Except for nerds.
Most of this is based on most stuff I know. Which I know a lot, but only some did I google. Great job google.
Since we're on the topic of google, don't go into the Deep Web. Just don't go there. Again, The Deep Web is probably something only nerds would no.
While others are out partying and gossiping on who Kat who apparently is sucking people off again, we, nerds are sitting in the dark catching up on our nerdy entertainment.
Being a nerd is actually a good thing. Because we never go outside we can't get caught up in robberies of get skin cancer. You barely hear about nerds going to jail or murdering someone.
Though I'm still surprised we haven't yet. What if you couldn't afford the Levi body pillow or someone insulted Doctor Who.
Those twats.
All in all their just another brick in the wall.
Sorry. Pink Floyd is in my head. Again.
Seriously I thi- HEY TEACHER LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
I am so sorry! I di- WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION!
Again. I am so sorry.
So I shall leave you to your own devices. 
But I'll leave you with this nerdy quote. It's your fault if you don't know what it's from.
"Not all those who wander are lost"
That was from Lord of the Rings by the way.
I bid you farewell.
Eliza Bancroft – Fellow nerd and author of this book.