Guide to Nerds for Normal People

Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones- the most popular TV show where you can watch porn. Seriously, if there is a bad episode, they make up for it with boobs and sex.

There are a lot of annoying characters on this show but don't worry, they all die. Like Joffrey. Seriously, he's a prick. This show is a great example to not get attached to any characters- that rule is basically the golden rule of fandoms. There are some characters that died in the show but not the book like Jojen. But no one would know that because who reads books these days? (Besides nerds)

Some other character deaths include:

Jon Snow (Finally! I found him to be a prick)

Joffrey (Just a big prick)

Basically everyone in the Stark family.

Drogo

Ygritte (You know nothing Jon Snow!)

Tywin Lannister

Jojen Reed (We've mentioned him)

You get the point now. This show will probably end early.

The show is based on a series of novels and since I'm a lonely bookworm, I'm going to talk about them. The song of ice and fire series consists of A Game of Thrones, A Clash on Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows and A Dance with Dragons. The publishers of these fine novels are Bantam Spectra for US and Voyager Books for UK. It was published on the 6th of August 1996, it became a New York Times best seller and by July 2011 it reached #1 on the list.

To explain Game of Thrones simply- it's basically what the title suggests; trying to get them thrones.

Oh I don't know, google it! Why are you even here? Shouldn't you be oh I don't know, trying to pick the filter for your selfie? I'm kidding. Don't take selfies- their stupid. But in all seriousness at times it can be somewhat difficult to explain the entire plot in fine detail from top to bottom, left to right and I have other things to explain. I'll just say this- Game of thrones is NOT my strong hold. Alright? I'm a Sci-Fi, horror kind of mortal.

But in conclusion, I must admit, Game of Thrones is a good show, apart from the boobs, death and prick kings the show dose serve an understandable purpose.

"Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word"

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