Jem's Point of View:
I was having the most amazing dream. I was walking in a field with this really hot dude.
"I really like you" he says
"Me too" I say back
"What do you wanna do?"
My brain is thinking. It never does that.
Should we bang? Should we date?
"We will bang okay." I spat at him.
"O......."
What... The... Fuck...
I hear the loudest BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound in the whole galaxy. So loud it wakes me up.
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!
I looked over at my sister, Elizie, who is on the pull out sleeping.
OMG OMG OMG
SHE FUCKING FARTED
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I can't wake her up she'll kill me. I slowly get out of bed and got out of the room before I died of toxic death. What will I do?
LIGHT BULB!
I know!
I went into the bath room and got a surgical mask. I have no idea why we have these, maybe if a zombie outbreak happened we'll be prepared. I put the surgical mask on and walked into the room.
Elizie is still asleep. What a lazy ass. I saw perfume on the desk, I slowly walked to it will steeping over her. I grabbed it. I took the lid off and point it at her ass. I looked away and sprayed. She farts again.
Why do I live God?
I noticed a liquid on the bed.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SHE PEED!
Wait, what is that?!
OMG. SHE TOOK A SHIT ASWELL!
I have no choice but to wake up the beast.
"OI! LAZY ASS WAKE UP!"
She wakes up.
"WHAT... THE.... FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!??"
The beast has woken.
"Oh no..." I say and ran out the room for my life.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUU!"
She runs out at me and tackles me onto the ground.
"WHAT DID I SAY BITCHHHHHH?" she screams
"Uh... UH" I scream back
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY?"
"Don't wake you up?"
"Yes. You don't die"
YESSS!
"But you pissed and shitted the bed again." I tell her
"Okay" she replies
"Just okay?"
"Yah. Why?"
"Cle... CLEAN YOUR PANTIES MATE FOR FUCK SAKE!" I shout at her
"Okay. Jeez, someone is on their period" she says
I turn around with a deadly look in my eyes.
"WHAT?!" I yell
I ran up to her and pinched her.
"GET OFF ME RAPIST!"
I got off.
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Those girls- Haunted house
HumorA re upload of one of my old books I wrote with my friend long ago on another of my accounts. This is the comedy parody of every horror movie. Two sisters- Elizie and Jem stupidly make the decision to stay the night in a haunted house. Will they sur...
