Those girls- Haunted house

Chapter 4

Elizie's Point of view.
After I got settled in I heard Jem yell.
"Dinner, bitch!"
YES FUCKING YES!
I see man with a tiny hand in the dining room.
"Who the fuck is this?" I ask
"Our waiter" She replied.
"We are having turkey" he says.
"Ok" I say.
We waited for the waiter to show up.
"Hay my bitches!" he happily says.
"Shut the fuck up and give me food!" Jem yells back.
"Okay" he says to her.
He brings the turkey out and starts stuffing the turkey. He starts legit fucking the turkey.
"Do you have anything you didn't make?" I ask. I just want food.
"I did order dessert" He replies.
"Bring it out mother fucker!"
He gets the dessert. It was pie. He gives me my pie first. Jem puts her finger in my pie and says
"My germs!"
I put my finger in her pie.
"My germs" I say
He puts his WHOLE hand in the pie and yells
'"MY GERMS!" We both get up and run to our rooms.
Jem's Point of view:
I laid there on my bed wondering what the fuck to do. Elizie is busy reading some hentai shit. I turned on the T.V to see what was on the news.
The news report:
A man starts speaking
"Hello, I'm Titty Mcwhanker and welcome to the news. There is a report of a kid who got ran over by a car. Let's cross over to Shitty McTwat"
It cuts to a women talking to the camera
"It was on these roads that little boy Timmy met his devastating fate. Getting poned, by a car!"
I changed the channel, just as Elizie ran through the door.
"DUDE!!!!!!" she yells.
"WHAT?" I yell back.
"There is a person downstairs!"
"What do you mean?"
"What the fuck do you think I mean?"
"Ummmmmmmm?"
"Just follow me"
I get off the bed and walked down stairs. Elizie was holding a her replica of the sonic screwdriver from Doctor who and I was holding a light saber. We walked and I could see she was not lying; there was someone in the kitchen.
We slowly walked in.