BEACHES THE CACTI -Short Story-

BEACHES THE CACTI

Beaches was a peaceful little boy Who happened to be a Cacti. He was very small and got picked on by all the other Cacti. One day he grew He grew every 2 seconds Until finally.. He was as big as the other Cacti! Then Beaches met a girl They fell in love and all was well Then Disaster! A cacti killed his girlfriend Beaches was sad and angry He wanted to get revenge So one day he bought an apple! And with this apple.. He threw it at the murderer! Then he took a picture! Beaches started to study witchcraft One day, one of his spells went wrong And Beaches turned himself into a lady Beaches tried to reverse the spell But it only made things worse Beaches could only turn male for 24 hours, then he would change back to a female He has never been the same since... Beaches was.. More powerful More angry More sad And more messed up than ever! S/He started to commit sadistic crimes.. Such as eating other cacti! He would eat them all! But then he came across a little boy He was smaller than the other cacti He was crying Beaches looked at the boy and thought of himself when he was a little boy He then realised he had been a total ninny He walked up to the little boy And said to him “Don't cry. Someday you will grow into a big cacti, and eat the others.” The boy smiled Then Beaches ate the Boy That's when Pina-sama stepped in But Pina was no match against Beaches' witchcraft Pina-sama met it's match! They are now enemies five-ever!