Hail Hydra!

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(James)

WHAT. IS. YOUR. SECRET?!?!?!

(Francis)

What. Do. You. Mean?

(James)

😡 don't get smart with ME, you imbecile! You know what I'm talking about!

(Francis)

I do? O.o

(James)

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡!!!!!!!

(Francis)

Ah! It's the Lernean Hydra! *points at James*

(Baron Strucker)

Hail Hydra!

(Red Skull)

Hey! I'm supposed to say that first. THEN y'all say it! 😡

(Francis)

O.O did I just hear what you said!?!?

(James)

Yeah. And, I thought you two are dead!

(Red Skull and Strucker)

DEAD!?!? HOW DID WE DIE!?!?

(James)

Skull, you burned on account of the Tesseract, and you, Strucker, you were killed by Ultron! So, move along! Shoo!

(Red Skull)

Never! Hail Hydra!

(Baron Strucker)

Hail Hydra!

(Madam Viper)

Hail Hydra!

(Hydra Army)

Hail Hydra!

(Red Skull)

Shush!

(James)

Enough! *goes and deletes all the previous texts* there! ^-^

(Torrun)

Now, GET THY BUTTS OUT OF OUR CHATROOM!!! *hits hydra tank with lightning*

(Francis)

She's awesome. 😍

(James)

-_-

(Francis)

Uh-oh. *mutters* I'm going to get caught.

(Henry)

Hmm... *rubs chin* I think I have a solution!

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