On day a little boy walked in on his parents. His mother was jumping up and down on top of his father. The boy asked "mommy, what are you doing?" and the mother replied hesitantly: "I'm just trying to flatten your daddy's belly, can't you see how big it is?"
The boy looked apologetically at his mother and said "well I'm sorry to say but it's not worth it because everyday when you go grocery shopping, the cleaning lady comes in, gets on her knees and blows it back up again"
