Cat Puns // YoonMin

XI

T/W: kinda angsty i guess?? im not really sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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SUGAFREE: tell me whats wrong
jimchim: well
jimchim: this might sound really stupid though
jimchim: pls dont laugh at me
SUGAFREE: i cant promise anything
jimchim: ok fine
jimchim: just listen
SUGAFREE: ok
jimchim: i feel so
jimchim: idk how to explain it

jimchim: unwanted??

Fuck, was this kid trying to break Yoongi's heart on purpose? Because it sure as hell was working.

SUGAFREE: y would u say that
jimchim: well first of all
jimchim: u think im annoying and u hate me 
jimchim: my crush is totally in love with my best friend
jimchim: and my best friend is totally in love with my crush
jimchim: and theyre being all loveydovey with eachother
jimchim: and my heart hURTS
jimchim: so muhc
jimchim: siht
jimchim: anf my parents htea mE
jimchim: adnd my techaers hate me
jimchim: nad my friends hate me
jimchim: and my dance insrtuctor ahtes me
jimchim: even hsi stu pid fuckign pale firend hetqs me
jimchim: eceryone hates me
jimchim: soryr
jimchim: icant type im cr
jimchim: cryign
jimchim: sorry

SUGAFREE: shut up jimin
SUGAFREE: u know thats not true

jimchim: do,t tell me to shtu p
jimchim: its trrue
jimchim: idk hwat to odo
SUGAFREE: calm down
jimchim: dONTT ELL LE TO CALLM DOXN
jimchim: UYO HATE ME
SUGAFREE: jimin
SUGAFREE: please
SUGAFREE: that's not true
SUGAFREE: i don't hate you jimin

jimchim: you do
jimchim: u ssid so yousrelf
SUGAFREE: i dont hate you
SUGAFREE: listen
SUGAFREE: if anyone is mean to you
SUGAFREE: ill beat them up ok
SUGAFREE: ill punch them in the face
SUGAFREE: promise

Yoongi was not a strong person nor did he enjoy conflict, if anything, Jimin would probably have a better chance of winning a fight than Yoongi would. But reading those messages was painful. He wanted nothing more than to follow Jimin into that bathroom and comfort him in person, but of course he didn't.

jimchim: no
jimchim: its not like thta
jimchim: im not getting bullied or anything

jimchim: its ujst how people treat me
jimchim: lkie i am the most annoying person on earth
SUGAFREE: im sorry
jimchim: its ok

jimchim: i think i have calmed down now
jimchim: sorry that was stupid
jimchim: this is stupid
jimchim: im stupid
jimchim: sorry

SUGAFREE: dont apologize
SUGAFREE: its okay
SUGAFREE: im here for you
jimchim: you know
jimchim: you ac t like a huge dick most of the time
jimchim: but actually ur really nice
SUGAFREE: shut up
SUGAFREE: ur ruining my rep again

jimchim: no but rlly
jimchim: thank you ajusshi
SUGAFREE: **hyung
jimchim: thank you hyung (^O^)

SUGAFREE: yea yeh
SUGAFREE: now tell me
SUGAFREE: why do you think these people hate you?
jimchim: no nvm nvm it was stupid
SUGAFREE: it clearly wasnt
SUGAFREE: tell me
SUGAFREE: pls
jimchim: okay...

jimchim: my parents dont like me because im gay
jimchim: my teachers dont like me because im not very smart and i can't concentrate in class
jimchim: my friends think im annoying
jimchim: tae is like the only one who doesnt hate me
jimchim: but hes always busy now bc he constantly wants to hang out with mY CRUSH
jimchim: and my crush thinks im annoying and clingy
jimchim: my dance instructor doesnt like me because im not as good as all the other students
jimchim: seriously, i dance next to jungkook
jimchim: and im rlly bad compared to him
jimchim: but everyone is bad compared to him
jimchim: the instructor is constantly praising everyone else except for me
jimchim: he even praised taehyung and hes a literal mess

Yoongi made a mental note to talk with Hoseok about this. He wasn't sure how he was going to try and get Hoseok to praise Jimin without looking suspicious, but he had to at least try.

jimchim: and
jimchim: well, the last one is kinda stupid
jimchim: and it doesnt really matter anyways but
jimchim: the dance instructors friend
jimchim: i saw him greeting people and smiling at everyone
jimchim: but he didnt even smile at me once
jimchim: he just stared at me like i was a peice of dirt and then he left
jimchim: idk he was so rude
jimchim: he also looked really grumpy the whole time
jimchim: like
jimchim: if you dont want to be here
jimchim: dont come
jimchim: u know?

Yoongi facepalmed himself. The people around him looked at him, confused. Hoseok raised his eyebrows at him. Yoongi quickly waved him away and shook his head before returning his attention to his phone. God, this kid really was messing up his reputation.

SUGAFREE: yeh he sounds like a dickhead

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A/N: YOONGI CALLED HIMSELF A DICKHEAD OK

im not totally satisfied with this chapter but it is what it is, i hope you enjoyed reading it anyways!

also new cover!! yay!