diabolik lovers drabbles

birthday crack // laito

Birthday Crack // warning: this makes no sense so pls don't get your hopes up :)

"Laito! Laito! Laito! Laitooo!!" You shouted, bursting through the many doors til you realized Laito was nowhere to be found :/

"His room!"

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*knock* *knock* *knock*

"Yeess~?" Came his voice. Within a second, the door was opened and there stood Laito.

"Eehh~? Bitch-chan! What's wrong??" He looked quite surprised but he grinned in the end.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" You exclaimed.

"Bitch-chan remembers! Nfu!"

"Of course!"

"Where's my present?"

"....oh." And then, it struck you! You forgot all about his present :/

"Could it be.. dat you forgot?" His never-vanishing grin was still there.

"Yeah."

"But forget that! Lemme get in!" You forced your way through Laito and finally got inside his room.

"Hey hey, Laito! Hear me out!"

"What is it?" Laito asked, he was probably thinking about some indecent things he thought you were about to say.

"You see! A few long long long months ago, I saw my mom's panties! And she had a leopard printed underwear! It reminded me of you, lol, so I asked her to give it to me! And she did! And y'know wut? I'm wearing it now!"

Laito was a bit confused at first but ah, whatever. He was gonna make some lewd comments anyway, "Bitch-chan, do you realize that you just announced what kind of underwear you are wearing?"

"Yes."

"Nfu~ Bitch-chan's so lewd today. And to think that you're wearing the same kind of underwear I do, aha~! It makes me excited!"

"Thank you, whatever. Anyway, this is the first time I'm wearing dis panties cuz it rly reminds me of you. Aren't you happy? I thought about you, y'know."

"But you're always thinking about me, right?"

"..............idk."

"Don't deny it, Bitch-chan. Nfu!" He walked towards you, shortening the distance between the two of you.

"Well, let's go out and buy you some macarons. It's my treat!"

"Bitch-chan's so generous! But before that... hey, can I ask something of you? It's my birthday today, right?"

"Sure."

Ok u can see where dis is going rn let's just leave it to ur imagination lol

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Yes, dat's a real life story. I asked my mom for her leopard-printed underwear XD the moment i saw her wearing it, I immediately thought of Laito, then I showed her Laito in his underwear and asked her to give it to me. A few days later, she gave it to me XD

sorry its so short and it doesnt make any sense lol. i just thought about it and wanted to write it >~<

I'll do smthg better for Kanato and AYATO ><

Soooo.. Idk how it happened but I got trapped in some trashy idol-ish hell lol but I LUV IT!

...i'll do some story telling now. EXCUSE ME >< It all started 2 weeks 2 days ago.. I was in my computer lesson at school and I found things about B-Project in thenakedradio of tumblr blog >< Then, I studied em XD and listened to their songs, LOVE ADDICTION immediately became my fav!! The next day, I was interested to play Divine Gate! And since it's a japan-only mobile game, I had to create a japanese apple id >< and since i'm at it, i thought to download some japanese shits and i got dragged into idol hell by Aichuu and IDOLiSH7 lol and TWO DAYS AGO, during computer lesson again, I saw smthg about Dear Vocalist in thenakedradio's blog again XD and it's a Drama CD so it's fine for me to get attracted, i dont have to waste a lotta money again lol. At home, I googled it, to found dat it's from REJET (dammit XD) and got interested!!! XD

Before it all started with B-Project, I only liked UtaPri's STARISH, Quartet★Night, HEAVENS and Tsukiuta's Six Gravity, Procellarum, Fluna, Seleas and Prince of Stride's GALAXY STANDARD. I AM IN IDOL HELL RN WUUAAA

ok wuteva~ XD QUOTD now!:
WHAT IS YOUR FAV DIABOLIK LOVERS SONG???

Mine is... oh, i cant choose '-' uhh uuhhh uhmmm..! I rly like Ayato's Addicted (2) Phantom cuz it's.... sad :( but it explains Ayato >< and cuz it's... probably following Ayato's Ending 03 in the first game, an ending dat i got :'(

BUT i also rly like Kowaku no Parade, Fanatic of Night, BLOODY★MAYIM★MAYIM, Q.E.D., Guilty!!!xGuilty!!! and Chikai no Campanella and idk ><

ok then, dat's all! I promise I'll make smthg effortful (is dat even a word) for Kanato's birthday!

See ya guys~! ^o^/

~Scarlett-chan~