-incoming call-
Max the weird guy
"Hello?"
"Hey there."
"Can I help you?"
"As a matter of fact, yes. Yes you can help me."
"Alright, what is it?"
"How do you "break up" with a girl that you're not in a relationship with?"
"Umm, sorry what?"
"Yeah, I thought so too."
"How are you in a relationship but not.. in a relationship..?"
"I have no idea."
"Who's the girl?"
"Laura."
"Ohh, I see."
"Yeah, she won't leave me alone."
"Wanna know something?"
"The fact that I'm extremely gorgeous?"
"No, but here's something you wanna know. That Laura chick kissed my boyfriend."
"Ohh. Is that why you..?"
"Yeah. I broke up with him."
"GOOD."
"I have an idea."
"Shoot."
"Throw her off a bridge."
-beep-
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Short Story"Hello?" "Hey, I just wanted to say-" "Wait, who is this?" "Um, this isn't Laura?" "Nope." "Shit." -beep- spin-off to text messages (hi i wrote this when i was 15 lol) ©since 2016 | miracle
