An Interview With Donald Trump

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by Tara187293

by Tara187293

"Donald Trump, I believe you said your father gave you a SMALL loan of A MILLION DOLLARS. Is that correct?"

"Yes, that is correct."

"Are you aware that most people do not own a million dollars?"

"Yes."

"Then why would you say one million dollars is small?"

"Because I'm filthy rich and wear a wig made from 50 albino squirrels."

"I see. Mr. Trump-"

"Please, just call me Mr. President."

"Mr. Trump-"

"I SAID CALL ME MR. PING PONG PING PING PING PING PONG!"

"Okay then, Mr. I'm going to build a wall to stop illegal immigrants, are you aware your wig made albino squirrels go extinct?"

"Yes, but I don't care because I'm rich."

.:THREE HOURS LATER:.

"Now for the last question, I would like to know if you think you would make a good president?"

"Of course I would make a good president! I'm rich!"

.:THE END OF DONALD TRUMP IS NEAR:.