"Mr. Ping Pong Ping Ping Ping Ping Pong, how do you feel about the Trump Train?"
"I feel filthy rich and as though my hands are small."
"Alright......anyway, why do you want to build a wall to stop illegal immigration?"
"Because all my money is being wasted so I thought I would waste it even more."
"Sir Donald Duck, what are your thoughts on Hillary Clinton being the Democratic Nominee?"
"My thoughts are that Clinton is horrible because I'm richer than her."
"Are you aware that you killed Jerry the Albino Squirrel, my pet, when you made your wig?"
"Yes but I'm rich so it doesn't matter."
.:COMMERCIAL BREAK:.
Hi, it's Tara! Just so you know this book will probably be updated on Tuesdays and Thursdays, with maybe an update on the weekend when I feel like it.(aka NEVER EVER EVER!)
Now, PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL, Gummi Wormmi! I post random videos made with Video Star! Also check out my buddy (and crush) Deigo's YouTube channel, CreeperPuncher15!
Now my 30 year commercial that you're going to see 5 times is over. So buh-bye!
TEEHEE. (Yep, I like Ryan Higa's channels)
.:BACK TO THE HORRIBLE SHOW:.
"And that was our interview with Donald Trump! Give a hand for this old wooman!"
.:THE END. PLEASE DONATE YOUR HANDS TO DONALD TRUMP, HIS ARE WAY TOO SMALL:.
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