My Life And History!

My Most Favourite Thing

I LIKE TO DRAW BITCHEEEEEZ.

Oh my, sorry for saying that...
I uh... Say bad words sometimes, and you gotta get used to it.

But further more, I hate making books... But for some reason typing is fun. Anyways, you guys don't really read this book because its lame and sheet. Its like watching two men playing chess.

That is how I know about myself.

But really, you guys should know about how egotistic I am, since it sucks so hard. Plus, I don't know what to do here, nobody here is a hater!

All I like to do is painting, and painting makes everything a mess. Especially the white paint. (if ya know what I mean*wink wink*)

All I do is make HORRIBLE PAINTINGS, they just say I made the body a triangle shape.

(That is how shitty is life)

I accidentally typed "Bonnie is weird". I DON'T KNOW WHY, i used to name one of my cats Bonnie...

Enough about cats, I'm here to talk about art. IF YOU WANNA DRAW... Just draw slowly, because you wanna do it awesomely. Don't know about if " awesomely" is a word but whatever.

Usually I never liked the internet, but now I do.

Lol

The most funny thing is that when i draw a cat, it became a dog, because the ears is hard. 😂 My mom told me that it was REALLY horrible. So then, I never drew again. And then now my brother says my drawings are... 'Cheep'.

I was like WHAT. It actually means, its too easy and it'll easily wash away, and by that, it means that it'll easily people will like it then they hate it.

But my mom doesn't care, she says its wonderful and that made me really happy to hear.

And then like, my arts made my niece surprised like "OH MY GOD, I LIKE IT!! IS THERE MORE?!!? OMG I WANT ONE!!". We were screaming like hell, so all I did was I took a piece of paper and place it on her face.

She's like "ARE YOU GONNA DRAW ME?!?!!" She was soooooo excited, and I told her "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT".

THE END MUDA FUDGA