Bill Cipher x reader lemon

To Kill or Not to Kill

Shit, ugh, why'd you say that. Oh yeah, maybe because even if he rejected you, you'd forget about it the next day. Or if he said he liked you back, you'd get to do some love stuff before you forget everything.

"You mean best friends like me, or like like me?" He asked.
"L-Like like you."
"H-H-HAH...Haha... No way...!"
"What???"
"You like me???"
"Ngh!!! Yeah, don't make me repeat myself!!!"
"Man, I don't think I've ever gotten a girl to like me back..."
"B-Back??? Does that mean you like me too or...?"
"Nnnnyes... Heh..." He said with an awkward laugh.
"Dipper, I'm going to forget all about you tomorrow. I want to do all the things lovers do when they love each other before I see you as a random person who's bothering me."
"H-Huh???"
"I don't, um... Well... I'm not sure if I'll even like you again after tomorrow. It's like meeting you for the first time twice, every first impression is different. I..." Before you finished, he leaned in, but you backed up. It was a reflex. He looked at you in confusion and you laughed lightly.
"Oh, h-ha ha... Sorry, reflexes..." You said.
He laughed and tried to kiss you again, but when he did, your face shriveled up. Hm? Why were you cringing? Didn't you like him?
BLAA GH
You threw up all over Dipper!!!
"Oh my God!!! AUGH-*couGH* Y-You-!!! *spIT* You vomited in my mouth!!!" He said gagging. You covered your mouth and apologized multiple times. "Shit, shit, shit!!! I'm sorry, I...I don't know what's going on...!" You said, wiping a cloth from the floor to clean your mouth. "*blAUGH* A-Ah oh God, tha-*hUGHH* That's disgusting!!!" He blabbered. You started to sweat, how could you do this? Was it that bad to kiss Dipper? Maybe if you imagined someone else... It would help... "Dipper, wipe off the vomit." You said. "Hunh?" He breathed. You took some cloth and wiped off the vomit yourself. "Huh? What are you doing?" He said, his mouth finally clean. You leaned in and out your lips on his and closed your eyes. Imagining someone else. This was better, but wouldn't this mean you didn't like Dipper? Angry at your thoughts, you kissed harder. He muffled and pushed you back in resistance but eventually let you do your thing. You leaned in and pressed against him. Putting your arms against the curtains as he sucked your neck. You moaned louder and louder, then said "nn...! B-Bill!!!"

Dipper tore away from you and glared. "Bill? You're yelling Bill's name???" He said. You pull your sleeve back onto your shoulder and avoided eye contact. "You...You like him in that way??? No way, does this mean you'll betray us?" He said, backing up to reach for the hole great uncle Ford was in. "Wait, no, don't! It's not like that...! I-I was just thinking about-um... Bill catching us! Yeah, I was afraid of Bill! Dipper, please, don't! I wouldn't betray you!" You whisper yelled. He stopped backing up and sighed. "...Ok, I'll trust you, (y/n)." He said. "But I'll leave you alone. You clearly don't like me in that way. It seems you...Um...Like Bill in that way." He said awkwardly.

"DID SOMEONE CALL MY NAME???"
Someone yelled out.
Both you and Dipper look behind you to see Bill Cipher peeking into one of the gaping holes of the "tent".
"B-B-Bill!!! Oh no!!! Great uncle Ford, come up here, Bill found us-HELP!" Dipper yelled, getting in front of you.
"AH, WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING THEM, HUH PINETREE? CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S YOU I WANT, NOT THEM." Bill said, picking you up with his telekinesis powers, swinging you around and putting you behind his back. He wrapped his long skinny arms around you tightly to make sure you wouldn't escape. You struggled to move free, but didn't move, not even a little bit. He grew another arm to replace the one holding you and turned red, with his arms turning white and his eyes turning jet black. His pupil glowed with anger.
"Y-You can't scare me! I know you can't get in! You may have been able to get (y/n), but that's only because they belong to you!" He yelled.
"YEAH, WELL YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, BUT YOU CARE ABOUT THEM, DON'T YOU?" He laughed, loosening his arms, causing you to fall for a split second, but he catched you again by your feet. You dangled and tried to pry free from his grasp, but you failed and ended up looking like a stupid little worm. You were wearing a skirt that day, not that you really liked wearing them that much, it was all you had. Literally all you had to wear on the bottom half of you body. So you had to try your best to pull your skirt over your legs so Dipper and Bill wouldn't see your underwear. The wind brushed against your bare legs and you blushed.
"AHAHA, YEAH, I CAN DO ABOUT ANYTHING WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIEND!" Bill yelled.
"Anything? I think you've done about the maximum amount of thing you could do to them!" Dipper yelled back.
"OH? WHAT WOULD THAT MEAN, PINETREE? THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF THINGS I WOULD DO TO THEM WOULD BE...WELL, I DON'T KNOW! BURNING UP EVERY SINGLE MOLECULE IN (y/g) BODY!!!!" Bill shouted, snapping his fingers. Fire formed on them as he stared at Dipper for a reaction.
"Ha! You wouldn't ever do that!"
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?"
"Because I know you have feelings for (y/g)!!!"
As soon as Dipper finished that sentence, Bill dropped you with shock. You hit the floor hard, almost snapping your neck, but luckily, you turned around just in time to just get a big bruise on your bum.
"F-FEELINGS? HA! NO WAY WOULD I EVER HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU STUPID HUMANS! THEY'RE JUST MY PUPPETS! THE ONLY FEELINGS I'D EVER HAVE FOR THEM WOULD BE HATE!!!"
Bill said, slightly angrier than usual.
"OOOH yeah, sure! It's even more obvious now! Since you're in such denial! If you REALLY hate (y/n).... Then go ahead and kill (y/g)!" Dipper shouted.
You start to get back onto your feet and stare at Dipper. What? Why would he ever want Bill to kill you? How rude!

Bill glanced at you for a split second, then at Dipper.
"NO! I'M USING (y/g) AS A HOSTAGE! YOU DON'T KILL THE HOSTAGE UNTIL YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU MINDLESS FLESHIE!" Bill said, pounding at the shield.
Ford eventually came up and looked at what was happening.
"Dear God! Why is Bill here??? We were supposed to meet him tomorrow!!!" He said, looking at you. You were outside the shield, standing next to Bill.
"(Y/n)!!! I knew it! I knew you would betray us!" Ford screamed, pointing at you accusingly. "Great uncle Ford, no! Bill took them!" Dipper said, pulling Ford back.
"O...Oh..." He said faintly.
"GEE WHIZ KID, THEY SURE DON'T TRUST YOU! I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THEY ACCUSED YOU OF BEING A TRAITOR?" Bill said, pulling away from the shield to fly around you.
"...T-Too many times..." You mumble.
"NOW, ARE THEY REALLY WORTH PROTECTING? I MEAN, WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE FOR YOU?" He said.
You look down at your feet and think. What HAVE they done for you? Ford had been nothing but a pain, and Dipper... Well, Dipper was about the only nice one. If you were to make a choice, you'd rather eliminate Ford than kill Dipper.
"Only...Only Dipper has done something for me." You finally said.
"WHAT? WHAT WOULD THAT BE THEN???"
"He lifted me up when I was down."
"...THAT'S IT? HE DRIED UP YOUR TEARS? THAT'S NOTHING!!! I CAN MAKE THE UNIVERSE YOURS! I EVEN GAVE YOU A NICE PLACE TO LIVE IN! I ALSO DIDN'T HURT YOU! RIGHT?"
"That's slightly true... (The place totally sucked.) But the thing I needed most was comfort, and you never gave me that."
You said plainly.
"WELL, WELL, WELL, YOU SEEM SOOOO STRESSED OUT, DONTCHA TEARDROP? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING BETRAYING ME??? FOR THAT WIMPY KID? I CAN COMFORT YOU IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS THAT ARE BETTER THAN WHAT HE DID!" Bill said, swirling around you, eventually stopping when he was behind your head. Then he put his arms on your shoulders and started rubbing them.
"SEE? DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD?"
He laughed. You look at Dipper.
"...Yes." You said.
"I CAN MAKE YOU FEEL MUCH...MUCH BETTER..." He said in a low voice. Starting to rub harder. You groan a little bit, but he stops as soon as you let out that groan.
"YES, I CAN MAKE YOU FEEL AMAZING, BUT ONLY IF YOU DO AS I SAY!!!"
He said, hovering over your head.
"Uh...Sure, what is it?..."
"KILL THEM!!!"
He said. As soon as he said that, you paused. You couldn't kill Dipper, not even Ford. If you killed Ford, Dipper would be sad. You shook your head. "I c-I can't...I..." Before you finished, Bill interrupted you. "YOU CAN'T WHAT."
...
"Nothing." You muttered.
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT." Bill said. You look once again at Dipper.
"(Y/n), y-you won't kill us...Right?" He stuttered.
You felt as if gravity pulled harder on you than ever before. Were you really going to do this...?
You formed a fist with your hands and clenched tightly. You couldn't defeat Bill, even if you wanted to. Better off on his good side than trying to help Dipper and get on his bad side.

Besides, what has Dipper ever really done for you?