Here are some of my favourite texts and conversations.
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Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police:Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police:Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
_____________________________________________________________________________________ the conversation above is some thing me and my friends would do so it makes it like a thousend times funnier!
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Me: Dude get over here!!!
Marley: No! Its 5AM! Maybe later
Me: But I just found were my mom hid the spare nutella!!!
Marley: Be there in 15 minutes!
_____________________________________________________________________________________this actuly happened to me and my friend Marley!
P.S. if I dont put me or a name it is because I found it on the internet! ____________________________________________________________________________________
Friend 1: Bro, you were so drunk last night!
Friend 2: The hell? What did I do?
F1:You walked up to a semi truck....
F2: Um, yeah? So?
F1: And whispered "I know your secret.......Optimus Pirme...."
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Friend 1: I wasn't THAT drunk
Friend 2:DUDE! You picked up a little Mexican girl and screamed, "DORA!! HOW DID YOU FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE TV?!"
Freind 1: Oh my god.........
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Person 1: So, what do you do for a living?
Person 2: I hunt and kill aliens.
Person 1: What? Aliens aren't real, you retard!
Person 2: Have you ever seen one?
Person 1: No
Person 2: You're F***ing welcome!
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A/N: Here is a good way to reject some one through text and help them learn to spell.......
Boy: Can you listen to me?
Girl: What?
Boy:I like you ok.......
And I feel theres something missing in my hart
Girl: I think it's an E
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Bro: Dude why is there a crack in my phone??
Dude:Last night you were drinking and you threw you phone
Bro: Now why would I do that?
Dude:You put it in airplane mode and threw it............
You kept yelling "TRANSFORM! DAMN YOU!!"
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A/N: So here are 7!! I will do a part 2 latter on! Comment, Vote and tell me what you think!
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