Here are some relatable quotes! I will tag each one with a number. Tell me witch one you like the most in the comments by using the number! Enjoy!!! (p.s. i apolagize in advance for any swear words)
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#1
I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that i never knew about!
#2
*WHEN MY NAME'S IN A MATH PROBLEM* Class:*stares at me* Me: Thats right bitches! I bought 60 watermelons!
#3
I belive that the word "STUDYING" was derived from the words "STUDENTS DYING"
#4
when you're watching a TV show and someone says the lyrics to a song and you start singing.
#5
When you think you're talking your head but you realize you just said the most embarrassing thing out loud.
#6
I heard you're a player. Nice to meet ch'ya, I'm the coach!
#7
When you're watching a show and they say/think that nobody knows something and you're all like " I KNOW I KNOW I KONW!!!!!!!!!"
#8
Me: Don't move there's something in your hair My friend: * GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUUUUTTTTT!!!!*
#9
*FROZEN COMPUTER* Hmm, maybe if I spaztasticly click everywhere it will start to work.
#10
When i see stupid statuses on Facebook and i try my herdest to not make rude sarcastic comments.
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to the side is a video about stupid facebook statuses that i thought would go good with #10 ( the one above) I do realize that it mainly makes fun of girls stupid statuses. I am a girl and think that is verry true and funny. Its not ment to be mean in any way. Oh, and just a warning the video does say the f word but it is bleeped. thanks. ____________________________________________________________________________
#11
Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.
#12
Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs so no one kills you.
#13
Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
#14
D.R.A.M.A.= Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention
#15
Need to end a conversation? Try this: "Oh shit, i have to go; my goldfish is drowning."
#16
"Can i copy your homework?"......."Yeah but the anserwers are proboly all wrong."..." I don't care, thanks!"
#17
My amazing ability to believe that a simple blanket will protect me from the devil at night.
#18
Sometime when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if i suddenly punched them right in the face.
#19
That rejected feeling you get when you hold a baby and it starts to cry.
#20
Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot.
#21
That annoying moment when your friends make it REALLY obvious that you like your crush.
#22
My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
#23
No teacher, I don't know the awnser, that's why my hand wasn't raised.
#24
If two people are arguing and one person says, "You know what..." that argument is about to get awesome.
#25
My favorite texts are the ones where you re-read and it still puts a smile on your face like it's the first time you read it.
#26
Silly teens, Babies are for adults!
#27
"Beauty sleep" is such bullshit! I sleep 12 hours a day and i still look like a trashcan.
#28
Me: Hola! Como estas? ;) Spanish guy: * Speaks mad fast spanish* Me:Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!!
#29
Perk of dating me: I have no social life so we can hang out whenever it's convenient for you.
#30
I hate how chocolate immediately melts in my finger. I mean, AM I REALLY THAT HOT!? _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Here are the first 30 of 63 relatables!! I'm going to do a favourite wattpad book per chapter!
The book for this chapter is called The Conversation by victoriakis1
me and a group of friends over at her house and we went on omegele and its the conversation we had. Its all true and so crazy and intresting. go check it out
YOU ARE READING
My book of quotes!!!!
PoezjaThis is a book filled with poems, quotes, sayings and other things I like or think are funny!!
