Where's A Pennyworth When You Need One? (On Hold)

Chapter 6- Dickie Bird

Tim slowly opened his eyes and removed the blue sheets away from his face. It was Thursday finally and he couldn't wait until Bruce came back Sunday.

"Oh! I need to fix my hair!" Tim ran to the bathroom. All he saw was his new goatee. His eyes were filled with rage. "Damian." he recognized the handwriting. Tim marched to Jason's room.

Jason's face was smeared with shaving cream. As soon as Tim swung open the door, he got up. "Wh-what? Who." He turned to see his younger brother.

"Jason! Your face!" Tim was suprised of what Damian has done.

Jason rolled his eyes. "Haha. Damian said this yesterday. 'oh my god Jason. Your face is ruined-" he touched his cheek and admired his finger. "That little demon! Let's go get him! And I love your new look Timmy."

The boys ran downstairs and found Damian and Dick laughing on the floor. "Damian! Dick!"

Dick quickly got up. "What happened to you guys?" he was a very good liar.

"That demon was born!" Jason called out.

Damian got up in discuss. "You are blaming me? It was Grayson's idea!"

Dick put his hand over his heart, pretending to act hurt. "Me? Why would I do such a thing?"

Damian got so mad. It was Dick's idea and he is blaming Damian. "F*ck you Richard Grayson!" and he kicked Dick so hard where the sun don't shine.

Dick grabbed his crotch in pain and tipped over dramatically. "Oohh......" he moaned.

Jason and Tim went to help Dick off the ground. "You should be a shame!" Tim said.

"I-I am fine- Timmy. Take D-Damian to school. Aft-ter school, you guys have some ch-chores." Dick got up and limped to the cave.

"-Tt-" Damian walked out the door with Tim. "Take care of that b**ch...." Damian mumbled to Jason.

Tim stared at his youngest brother in shock as the words slipped out of his mouth. "Watch it."

"Watch your language Mastet Damian" Jason said in a British accent.

"Will try Pennyworth!" Damian rolled his eyes.

Tim pulled his hoodie up. "I can't get your stupid prank off my face!"

Damian rolled his eyes again. "IT WAS DICK!"

The boys arrived to school. A boy came up to them. He had long black hair, a blue t-shirt, neon green shorts, and sandles. He was about 13.

"Hi. My name is Jeffrey. I was wondering if you guys had seen a cat around here. I lost it."

"A cat! We will find it right away. Come on Drake!" Damian loved animals. Especially cats.

"Wait Damian. What does it look like Jeffrey?" Tim asked.

"It is black and white. Has a beard. Has a blue collar that says 'Jasepi'" Jeffrey said.

"Well we have school. We will look after-" Tim was cut off by Damian.

"I will skip school today! Say I am sick."

"Sweet" Jeffrey said.